Fug File: lingerie as outerwear

Fugly Gaga

Lady Gaga has been back on the radar for, like, an hour, and I’m ALREADY OVER HER again.

And I was JUST thinking to myself how nice it is that she’d been doing some photos and whatnot looking more like her natural self. I was referring mostly to her FACE. I did not mean that I needed to see ALL OF HER NATURAL SELF. BEDAZZLED BODY CONDOMS ARE NOT CLOTHES.

It gets worse, and please know that this is probably not safe for work.

le sigh


Fug Peter

Dear Zoe Salmon,

Just because it’s the FHM Sexiest Woman Alive party, it doesn’t ALSO mean you’re required to dress like you just fell off the cover of FHM to get inside.



PS: I’m pretty sure.


Fugra Harring

According to this step-and-repeat, change begins within.

Laura Harring

And that’s beautiful, and existentially meaningful. But I would argue that change can also begin at your workbench, where you put down the glitter and glue gun and decide NOT to sparkle up your bodyshaper so that you can turn it into outerwear. And change can begin in your shoe closet, where you step away from the platform heels that turn up at the toe, as if you are wearing the pump version of Dutch clogs. And change definitely begins at the tulle factory, which you can decide not to rob at glue-gunpoint.

It can also begin at home…

Wait For It


Fugtoria’s Secret

Okay, FINE, Victoria’s Secret:

As long as you don’t expect me to wear it LIKE THIS.


Fugl’ Kim

If this is what Lil’ Kim wore to the after-party for her concert…

… then what’s left for the inevitable after-after party? Tassels? By the after-after-after party, she’ll be left with nothing but to wear a lampshade on her head and shout “FRAGIIIIIILE” at the top of her lungs.Seems like poor planning, no?

The Fug Factor

I think my favorite part of this look is that the photo makes it appear as though Cheryl Cole is wearing a wee little top hat that says, “Vaseline” on it.

I mean, I guess that’s one way to take your favorite sexy nightgown from the bedroom to the boardwalk, right? (Or wherever you may be wishing to wear it — the Hot Dog on a Stick, the Bed, Bath and Beyond. Whatever.) Me, I think I would just save these for those nights when, say, I was inviting over a gentleman caller, who I needed to talk into committing murder for me (it’s that fancy a nightgown), but I don’t know her life.