Hey, look, it’s Elena from Felicity!
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And she’s being paid just as much flattering attention by her stylist as she was by the writers of that show. Which is to say: Fire your stylist, Elena.
KATERINA GRAHAM: Hi Keke. You look super fabulous in that color.
KEKE PALMER: Hi Katerina. You look cute, too. Mostly.
KATERINA: That’s damning with faint praise, dude.
KEKE: No, seriously. Your dress is kind of funky, but you’re pulling it off. Mostly. I’m pretty sure.
KEKE: I mean it. I’ve thought about your dress, and I’ve decided like it. Also, I like you. The Vampire Diaries is seriously really, really, really good. Also, it has a lot of abs. I appreciate that.
KATERINA: You’re welcome. For what it’s worth, I didn’t have to think about whether or not I like your dress at all.
KEKE: Well, duh. I look great.
KATERINA: We’re kind of an adorable pair.
KEKE: Someone thank our stylists.
Jennia Fredrique here was, according to her resume, on NBC’s late, lamented, and deeply beloved (by me) soap Passions:
Apparently, she played a woman that Chad Harris married in Los Angeles, before moving to Harmony, and then she was understandably pissed when Chad started romancing Whitney Russell without having divorced her first. Let me just note that it is SO CHAD to assume that the woman he was married to would take care of the divorce, and then think nothing else of it. Anyway, I guess she then threatened to kill Whitney. This has all been overwritten in my memory in order to make room for the vast amounts of information I have retained about all the other crazy things that happened to Whitney and Chad, which include but are not limited to: romancing one another DESPITE BEING BROTHER AND SISTER; Whitney entering a nunnery due to aforementioned incest; Chad accidentally adopting his own child with his maybe-sister; Chad and Whitney finding out that they’re totally NOT brother and sister, just adoptive half-cousins; then also finding out that their kind-of nephew is actually the intersex blackmailing murderer/rapist/arsonist Vincent/Valerie, both of whose personas Chad has been having separate affairs with (a gay affair with Vincent and a non-gay affair with Valerie), which makes me feel like Chad was REALLY not an observant lover; Chad being murdered before he learning that he had (maybe) impregnated Vincent/Valerie. (There was then a very complicated storyline that involved someone’s penis being reattached upside-down, a second serial killer, and a quadruple wedding at which every single guest was murdered by poisoned sauce. Don’t worry, they were all resurrected by magic later.) So it sort of stands to reason that I have forgotten Jennia here, after all of that. I would venture a theory though, that just as I forgot about her, she should have forgotten this dress. Anything that looks as though it is a very, very fancy entrant into the traditional wedding shower game Make A Bridal Gown From Toilet Paper probably isn’t your best option.