Fug File: Gucci

High Fugshion: Gucci, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014


I really love most of the cute, retro-infused outfits here. And that’s partly because it’s not trying to shock me, nor crack me over the head with its own perceived sartorial intelligence. It’s just good-looking stuff, well-made and covetable. Maybe that’s not cool, incisive fashion criticism, but I’ve never tried to present myself as a cool, incisive fashion critic (or actually any kind of fashion critic… more of a crabby judger of clothes), so we’re all good there.

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Milan Fugshion Week: Gucci


I see Kristen Stewart all over this collection and I’m telling you right now that if that happens, my caps lock WILL BE ON.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony


Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.

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Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Met


I might want Coco Rocha to seize Renee Zellweger by the bun and teach her a few things about the wild side, and how to walk there.

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Met Ball Fug or Fine Carpet: Blake Lively


The press release for the outfit described it as “a Gucci Première pale green silk georgette strapless gown with silver and matte black feather motif embroideries [and] layers of black organza that cascade into a dramatic train.”

Proof positive that sometimes words really can paint a prettier picture than… well, a picture. Her body is clearly great, her earrings are groovy, but the bodice is way too snug and I am concerned the skirt is contagious.

Let’s also consider the hair:

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Jennifer Garner


Do we think this is the last time we see these two clutching at each other glowingly on a red carpet? I mean, until he’s nominated again, assuming they are still married? I don’t mean to be a pessimist nor a cynic, but… I think I’m a pessimist, and a cynic. But let’s discuss the dress. The short version: I love the color, but the back looks like a wedding decoration.

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