Fug File: green

Yasmin Le Fug

I like to think that — much as in Bridget Jones’s Diary, where she shows up as the only tart at what she thought was a Tarts and Vicars party (I love you, English fancy dress customs) — Yasmin Le Bon here showed up at the Serpentine Party and said, “damn it, no one told me we weren’t all dressing like Rachel Zoe Circa Summer 2006 anymore! YOU’RE ALL DEAD TO ME!”


Well Played, Fabiola Beracasa?!?!

I mean, right?

I think this might be, gulp, kind of good. What has happened? Where are the ruffles, the sheer layers, the trousers that make her look like she’s kneeless and waddling? Are you listening to us, Fabiola? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO US? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Does Courtney Love actually ever take baths? Probably not! Does Bai Ling ever put it away? Hell no! Does Mischa Barton ever buy good pants? IS THE POPE CATHOLIC? Don’t be a Peldon, Fab. Don’t ride a wave of sanity back whence you came. Because in these trying times, we need to weep with joyous confusion at your clothes. Fly the fug flag, lady.  FLY IT LIKE THE WIND.


CFDA Well Played: Judith Light

Dear Tony Danza:

I’m so sorry, good sir, but you are no longer the boss.


Met Ball Fug or Fab: Ginnifer Goodwin

Once again, I am stuck by how SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZ Ginnifer Goodwin always looks in photos, despite the fact that, on chat shows and the like, she seems totally bubbly and charming and fun. I don’t know who told her to not to smile AND not to smize, but that person was WRONG, GinGood.  You are adorable: own it.

Also hilarious? Giselle there in the background. Nothing makes for a good photobomb situation like tons of celebrities crammed into a tent together.

Anyway, let’s talk dress:

Love the color. Like, LOVE. And I like it theoretically But girl. I don’t know if this is doing to your hips what you want it to do to your hips:

I’m serious


Fug or Fab: Amy Smart

Remember when Amy Smart was all over the place?

I guess she’s done a voice on Robot Chicken for years, but I always think of her as That Girl I Hated For Reasons I No Longer Recall on Felicity, and, of course, The Beek’s Sweet Girlfriend AKA The One Who Didn’t Wear the Whipped Cream Bikini in Varsity Blues. She also just made a movie called 12 Days of Christmas with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, which is either a Hallmark Hall of Fame or an ABC Family movie and regardless will surely have some Fromage in it to be Fugged. But does her gown require fugging as well?

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Arthur Fug or Fab Omnibus

You take your eyes off the red carpet for a couple of days and look what happens. People go crazy. And at the Arthur premiere, no less. Let’s investigate further.