What the heck was in the Secondary Character Watercooler over at Glee?
This is what you’d get if Jessica McClintock had designed Julia Roberts’ hooker dress from Pretty Woman.
With an assist from Playtex:
This one makes me so sad.
Amber Riley is SO much cuter than this, and she looked great at the Golden Globes – in fact, she looks great USUALLY. Remember this? So can we all just look away from her giant boob bow — better, I suppose, on her boobs than her butt, a la bridesmaids of yore all over the world — and pretend this never, ever happened? Thanks. I feel better now.
On first sight, I correctly predicted this would turn out to be Marchesa. Once the go-to designer for diaphanous, girly gowns with precise and pretty detail, it’s now synonymous with Crack Explosion/Tacky Mermaid.
I also said it looks like a partridge-hunting accident. And, with regrets to the poor pear tree that once housed the accursed bird, I stand by that. Oh, Lea. You should NEVER go out dressed as Kate Middleton’s acid flashback of the first time she had to shoot fowl with the Queen. It looks like you’re wearing a bra made of death.