Fug File: fur

America’s Fug Top Model


TAKE A GANDER AT THIS:

[Photo: Splash]

This is quite literally all I needed to see in order to believe that this upcoming cycle of Top Model is obviously going to be THE BEST ONE EVER PUT TO FILM. Please tell me Andre Leon Talley and Tyra are going to coordinate every single outfit, and that his will always involve a caftan, fur, and/or a fur caftan. I can’t wait!

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BAFTAs Fug Carpet: Olivia Williams


Olivia Williams is one of those actresses whose existence I totally forget until she pops up in front of my face:

Like here, for instance, she appears to have vaporized from another universe, where she’s playing the lead role in The Age of Innocence: ON ICE! Can’t wait until that one finally gets to LA.

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Intolerable Fuglty


Honestly, seeing this picture of Catherine Zeta Jones makes me think just one thing:

[Photo by Splash]

I can not WAIT to see the crazy old lady she’s going to be. Because you KNOW that look is going to be epic.

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Fugging Daisies


I just thought you guys should know that Anna Friel is actually WEARING a FUR TURBAN, a la Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Dexter Rowan.

[Photo: Splash News]

I don’t actually, technically, have a problem with said turban. In fact, I SALUTE the fur turban. I just thought you should KNOW about it. That’s all.

…the dress made entirely out of doilies, on the other hand, well….maybe it’s not the most seasonal thing I’ve ever seen? Let’s just leave it at that.

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New Year’s Fuggin’ Eve


So, I don’t want to spoil Carson Daly’s New Year’s Bangin’ Eve or whatever his special will be called, but apparently Rihanna and Jay-Z recently were either filming a pre-taped performance for it, or were rehearsing. (I hope Shy Ronnie attended.) And Rihanna’s wardrobe once again does not disappoint.

She started out thusly:

[Photos: Splash News]

Apparently they are shooting this special on Hoth. I desperately hope there’s not a portion of the show where she has to slice open Jay-Z and use his innards for warmth.
And then:

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Fug Ling


She’s baaaack. And tackier than ever, thank God. Bai Ling’s short flirtation with sartorial respectability was both boring, and bad for her brand. This is more like it:

[Photos: WENN.com]

That’s right. She’s wearing a tutu with a fur stole. With ONLY a fur stole. I imagine this is what Carrie Bradshaw is wearing in the credits of the porn version of Sex and the City, called… Sexx and the City.  And, like the the rest of Fug Nation, I couldn’t help but wonder, how does one dance when one is wearing naught but a fur stole as a top? Can one do that without flashing one’s nipples to all and sundry? Let’s find out. I fear it is a spoiler to note that the photo after the jump is not safe for work:

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