This plea goes out to anyone in publishing: WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO BAI LING’S PROMISED TOME, NIPPLES? It LONGS to be read by….you know, at least 5-10 members of Fug Nation! Probably more! But at least by me, and by all the people who will be getting this book from me for Christmas!
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I kind of like that sparkly bed-jacket. I mean, not without a top. Or with shorts. Or with those creepy fur boots. Or on her. Or probably even on me. But as sparkly bed-jackets go — like, as they EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE — I don’t mind it. In fact, that may in fact be the perfect bed-jacket to wear whilst reading Nipples. IF IT EVER HAPPENS. Woe.