Fug File: fur

Fuggles


This plea goes out to anyone in publishing: WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO BAI LING’S PROMISED TOME, NIPPLES? It LONGS to be read by….you know, at least 5-10 members of Fug Nation! Probably more! But at least by me, and by all the people who will be getting this book from me for Christmas!

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[Photo: Splash News]

I kind of like that sparkly bed-jacket. I mean, not without a top. Or with shorts. Or with those creepy fur boots. Or on her. Or probably even on me. But as sparkly bed-jackets go — like, as they EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE — I don’t mind it. In fact, that may in fact be the perfect bed-jacket to wear whilst reading Nipples. IF IT EVER HAPPENS. Woe.

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Fug Moss


If PETA gets mad about you wearing standard issue fur…

[Photo: Splash News]

What do they do when you’re running errands wearing a wooly mammoth? Kate better invest in turpentine futures.

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Fug of a Teenage Fug Queen


Whoa.

[Photo by Splash]

I think I saw the recipe for this hot mess in the paper this weekend. It goes something like this:

1/2 cup Rachel Zoe
1 1/4 cups self-tanner
3 tsp sequins
Dash of essence of harem pant
1 quart Jersey Shore
2 cups Joan Collins (make sure to neatly trim all the awesome from Joan Collins before adding to concoction)
1 heaping handful of regret

Stir, cook at 450 degrees for eight hours. Serve cold, like revenge.

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America’s Fug Top Model


TAKE A GANDER AT THIS:

[Photo: Splash]

This is quite literally all I needed to see in order to believe that this upcoming cycle of Top Model is obviously going to be THE BEST ONE EVER PUT TO FILM. Please tell me Andre Leon Talley and Tyra are going to coordinate every single outfit, and that his will always involve a caftan, fur, and/or a fur caftan. I can’t wait!

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BAFTAs Fug Carpet: Olivia Williams


Olivia Williams is one of those actresses whose existence I totally forget until she pops up in front of my face:

Like here, for instance, she appears to have vaporized from another universe, where she’s playing the lead role in The Age of Innocence: ON ICE! Can’t wait until that one finally gets to LA.

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Intolerable Fuglty


Honestly, seeing this picture of Catherine Zeta Jones makes me think just one thing:

[Photo by Splash]

I can not WAIT to see the crazy old lady she’s going to be. Because you KNOW that look is going to be epic.

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Fugging Daisies


I just thought you guys should know that Anna Friel is actually WEARING a FUR TURBAN, a la Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Dexter Rowan.

[Photo: Splash News]

I don’t actually, technically, have a problem with said turban. In fact, I SALUTE the fur turban. I just thought you should KNOW about it. That’s all.

…the dress made entirely out of doilies, on the other hand, well….maybe it’s not the most seasonal thing I’ve ever seen? Let’s just leave it at that.

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