Fug File: fur

New Fug Minute


Oh my god, you guys. It’s finally happened.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have FINALLY had themselves SURGICALLY CONJOINED.

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Keeping Up With the Fugdashians


[Photo: Splash News]

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Kim, don’t you think this has all gone far enough?

KIM KARDASHIAN: What has?

KOURTNEY: I mean, we’ve been photographed all over town. People remember we’re here. The Kardashian brand has been goosed. Can’t we just take it easy for a couple of days?

KIM: I have no idea what you mean.

KOURTNEY: KIMBERLY. We’re going to JAMBA JUICE and you’re waving around your Birkin and wearing fur arm flaps. FOR A JUICE RUN.

KIM: How do you know I don’t have something happening later for which this outfit is appropriate? I might be lunching with one of the characters from Scruples.

KOURTNEY: Because the schedule we gave the paparazzi says, “JAMBA JUICE RUN: FORMAL.” This is MADNESS.

KIM: You have no vision.

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Destiny’s Fugild


The Other Michelle Williams is amusing me. She wore this to what the photo caption claimed was a contest to find the best bartender in the world:

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

She DOES look like she’s been drinking.

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Fugging Up With the Kardashians


KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Damn it, Kim.

KIM KARDASHIAN: What?

KOURTNEY: Why are you dressed like a character in a Jackie Collins novel?

KIM: That was on our call sheet for today! It’s Dress Like a Jackie Collins Novel day. Today IS Wednesday, right?

KOURTNEY: NO. Today is FRIDAY.

KIM: OH. Furs and Head-Scarves Day.

KOURTNEY: DUH, Kim.

KIM: My bad. Well, I AM wearing fur. Don’t I look GLAM?

KOURTNEY: And I look like one of Rachel Zoe’s cast-offs. We’re always supposed to MATCH, Kim.

KIM:  BOOOORING.

KOURTNEY: I hate you.

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Kelly Fugland


Ever wondered how you can tell whether or not your fur is too over-size for your body?

A hint: When someone who makes her living identifying celebrities out of the corner of her eye sees you in thumbnail and mistakes you for Andre Leon Talley in a wig, YOUR FUR IS TOO MUCH.

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The Fugover


I don’t know about you, but when I go to the movies on a rando Monday night, I TOTALLY wear this:

[Photo: WENN.com]

A kerchief, sunglasses (at night, so she can so she can keep track of the visions in her eyes — parenthetically, what on earth does Corey Hart MEAN by that? Like, have you ever really listened to the lyrics to “Sunglasses at Night”? It makes even less sense than you originally thought it did. Why do you need sunglasses to keep track of the visions in your eyes? Maybe just write them down, Corey. On the other hand, looking up those lyrics somehow led to my listening to “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” like three times in a row, so today has not been a loss. That song RULES. It’s so dramatic, what with people killing the people in their arms with things that they said and everything.), a fur/feather vest and a giant sweater. Apparently, Heather Graham is one of those people who gets super-cold in the movie theatre. I am too, so I sympathize, but HONEY, NO.

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