Fug File: foreign celebs

Fug Factor: Cheryl Cole in Ralph & Russo


I really love this line, and I want more people to wear it, because some of what’s come down the runway has been stunning and so far it’s been in limited deployment.

Cheryl Cole in Ralph & Russo (2)

And so of course, Cheryl here has popped up in a really disappointing one that is not so much harshing my buzz as sanding it down to a bloody nub. That velvet chunk is incredibly awkward there, like it and ONLY it was properly fertilized and seeded.

Oh, and if you think you caught a whiff of something transparent in the skirt…

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What the Fug: Daisy Lowe


Oh, Gwen Stefani. This may be inappropriate of me to ask, but might you have a word with your stepdaughter? Because I am almost out of them.

Daisy Lowe in see-through outfit (1)

All I can muster is a bilious sting of NO WHAT STOP ACK HOSE EVIL BOO IT BURNS. Why is it opaque ONLY at her FEET? Seriously, it would have looked BETTER if she had just put on boots with her lingerie and left off the body hose. Otherwise, she is dressed as someone’s disorganized intimates drawer.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Michael Kors Jet Set Experience, Shanghai


The fact that this is called THE MICHAEL KORS JET SET EXPERIENCE just delights me. That sounds like it ought to be a ride at Disneyland. Instead of 3D glasses, they give you sunglasses and a spray tan and then you get to wear pretty dresses and have Kors squeal at you that you look like a brioche. I’d ride it 100 times. Also — not surprisingly, given that this event was in Shanghai, many Chinese actresses with whom I am not that familiar attended. If you have good scoop about any of them, OBVIOUSLY unload in the comments.

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Logie Awards: Fugs and Fabs


Wills and Kate are gone, so Australia sounded the gong, and its TV best and brightest filled the void in typically fugnificent fashion. We love you, Oz.

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Casual Fuggerday: Perrie Edwards


Perrie here is a member of the girl group Little Mix, and is engaged to one of the people in One Direction who isn’t Harry Styles.

She is also romancing a onesie that looks like Justin Bieber’s Fug Madness run plus a Snuggie plus Dr. Seiss multiplied by that scene in the original Willy Wonka where the Oompa Loompas shrink Mike Teevee. Her legs look six inches long, and all I can think of is how weird it must feel when you’re ostensibly wearing pants and yet you can feel your thigh skin bumping occasionally. When The Future finally comes and we’re all wearing onesie uniforms because of our interstellar overlords, I am torn: This would be a lot more forgiving of sandwiches than those Star Trek: The Next Generation costumes, for example, but it would also have me seriously considering a move to an uninhabitable planet just to escape Crotch Knee Syndrome. Decisions.

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Fugs, Fabs, and WTF: The ARIA Awards Red Carpet


Every year I have to look up what the ARIA Awards actually are, and every year I say the same thing to myself: “Oh, RIGHT! The Australian Grammys! Sort of. Right?” So, as is now tradition, Australian readers, please correct me if I’m wrong about that — or about any Aussie Celeb Facts I screw up in the course of this post.

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