Fug File: foreign celebs

Casual Fuggerday: Perrie Edwards


Perrie here is a member of the girl group Little Mix, and is engaged to one of the people in One Direction who isn’t Harry Styles.

She is also romancing a onesie that looks like Justin Bieber’s Fug Madness run plus a Snuggie plus Dr. Seiss multiplied by that scene in the original Willy Wonka where the Oompa Loompas shrink Mike Teevee. Her legs look six inches long, and all I can think of is how weird it must feel when you’re ostensibly wearing pants and yet you can feel your thigh skin bumping occasionally. When The Future finally comes and we’re all wearing onesie uniforms because of our interstellar overlords, I am torn: This would be a lot more forgiving of sandwiches than those Star Trek: The Next Generation costumes, for example, but it would also have me seriously considering a move to an uninhabitable planet just to escape Crotch Knee Syndrome. Decisions.

[Photo: WENN]

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Fugs, Fabs, and WTF: The ARIA Awards Red Carpet


Every year I have to look up what the ARIA Awards actually are, and every year I say the same thing to myself: “Oh, RIGHT! The Australian Grammys! Sort of. Right?” So, as is now tradition, Australian readers, please correct me if I’m wrong about that — or about any Aussie Celeb Facts I screw up in the course of this post.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Melbourne Cup


Oh, Melbourne, you have BROUGHT THE HATS.

[Photos: Getty and Splash]

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Fugs and Fabs: An Evening Celebrating With The Global Fund


I am sure “The Global Fund” is a worthy cause — Colin Firth is at this event, and I firmly believe that everything Colin Firth does is wonderful and just — but it keeps reminding me of this:

[Photos: Getty]

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Well Played, People In Hats


This event was for “Myer’s spring fashion launch,” which I assume has to do with racing because a) the Melbourne Cup was present, and b) majestic millinery was on display. So basically, this slideshow is subtitled, “Tons of Aussies You Don’t Know Unless You Are Australian, Wearing Insane Hats. And Then Also Jerry Hall, Because… Sure!”

[Photos: Getty]

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Fugs and Fabs: The Opening Ceremony of the Venice Film Festival


With bonus awesomeness from George Clooney and Sandra Bullock. I know we covered them yesterday, but I couldn’t resist seeding in more of their shenanigans amongst all the Italian, French, and Carrie Fisherian celebs.

[Photos: Getty]

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