Happy Halloween. Prepare to be terrified.
Oddly, though, as afraid as this made me that this divinely subtle blossom was about to bud in front of our eyes, the reality was not as spine-tingling.
This is going to be SO embarrassing for Kensington Pubis — er, I mean, Palace…
… because Kate Middleton had just picked this out for her last day in Australia.
I know Maitland Ward from being on The Bold and The Beautiful a whopping 20 years ago, but she also apparently starred in Boy Meets World – which I never watched, because I chose my Savage, and it was Fred. Many of you, however, will only know her as The High Priestess of Underboob And Chief Executive Crotchicer of No:
I feel like this is how another Exorcist sequel will start.