Hang onto your dentures, because you are about to feel OLD: Avril Lavigne’s first single was almost a decade ago. And it’s just so refreshing to see how much she’s grown…

… her hair.

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The Sarah Silverman Fug

“Have I been in the back pages of Us Weekly lately?” Sarah Silverman wondered. “I don’t think so.  Shit, dude. If I’m not out there mugging for the cameras, HOW WILL I KNOW I’M ALIVE?!?”



Okay, dude. Enough is enough.

If I were any event organizer inviting Thomas Jane to my party, I would litter the floor with debris — splinters, thumbtacks — so as to teach the man the lesson that SHOES ARE FOR WHEN YOU ARE OUT IN THE WORLD.


Born This Fug

Nicki Minaj. Katy Perry. Jessie J. Scores of people overshadowing her, criticism over her new single, and the fact that her people ALLEGEDLY put a stop to a Weird Al parody f one of her songs. What’s a poor, beleaguered, mid-backlash Gaga to do?

It should be no surprise to you that the answer is, “Dress like a novelty condom.” And it should be even LESS surprise to you that the OTHER answer is extremely not-safe-for-work.

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Golden Globes Post-Party Fug Carpet: Paris and Nicky

Okay, look, Hiltons:

You have GOT to realize that it’s incredibly creepy when you persist in posing as though you are joined at the pelvis. ESPECIALLY when I think I can see 90 percent of Paris’s boob. I can’t believe you are making me say this out loud, but: Please stop rubbing your sister-groins all over each other. Think of the children.


Fugril Lavigne

Speaking of someone who needs an image make-over:

Not that we were. But we could be. And she would be first on the list.


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American Music Awards Meh and Fug Carpet: Natasha Bedingfield

Now, don’t get me wrong. This is nothing AWRY about this.

She looks totally cute. She just kind of looks like she happened to pop by the red carpet on her way to a business dinner.

Like everyone else at this event, however, Natasha brought a change of clothes:

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