Hey, Brittany Snow? Hi. We don’t know each other, but I’m one of the nine people who watched all of American Dreams and thus I FEEL like I know you. (I love me some period dramas. Ask me about how I was the only person in my high school watching Homefront! If only the Internet had existed then.) So I feel like I can tell you something. And that something is this: YOU LOOK DESPERATE IN THIS. Actually, desperate is not the right word, not exactly. I mean more….GENERIC. Cookie-cutter. Like someone who might list Paris Hilton as one of her style inspirations and who thinks a lot about which bikini wax is the most au courant. Is that REALLY the best way, do you think, to get yourself another job in this town? I mean, let’s be honest, it MIGHT be. But maybe not the job you want.