Fug File: ENOUGH ALREADY

If I Was Your Fugfriend


There are so many atrocities herein that my soul is currently in hiding. But to start, if I may reinvent a well-worn quote from Mean Girls:

STOP TRYING TO MAKE CROTCH HAPPEN. IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

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FugLo


I mean…

Do we think, at this point, that Lindsay is trying to tempt Hugh Hefner into giving her lodgings so that she doesn’t have to pay any rent?

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Fugplicated


Hang onto your dentures, because you are about to feel OLD: Avril Lavigne’s first single was almost a decade ago. And it’s just so refreshing to see how much she’s grown…

… her hair.

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The Sarah Silverman Fug


“Have I been in the back pages of Us Weekly lately?” Sarah Silverman wondered. “I don’t think so.  Shit, dude. If I’m not out there mugging for the cameras, HOW WILL I KNOW I’M ALIVE?!?”

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Fungng


Okay, dude. Enough is enough.

If I were any event organizer inviting Thomas Jane to my party, I would litter the floor with debris — splinters, thumbtacks — so as to teach the man the lesson that SHOES ARE FOR WHEN YOU ARE OUT IN THE WORLD.

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Born This Fug


Nicki Minaj. Katy Perry. Jessie J. Scores of people overshadowing her, criticism over her new single, and the fact that her people ALLEGEDLY put a stop to a Weird Al parody f one of her songs. What’s a poor, beleaguered, mid-backlash Gaga to do?

It should be no surprise to you that the answer is, “Dress like a novelty condom.” And it should be even LESS surprise to you that the OTHER answer is extremely not-safe-for-work.

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Golden Globes Post-Party Fug Carpet: Paris and Nicky


Okay, look, Hiltons:

You have GOT to realize that it’s incredibly creepy when you persist in posing as though you are joined at the pelvis. ESPECIALLY when I think I can see 90 percent of Paris’s boob. I can’t believe you are making me say this out loud, but: Please stop rubbing your sister-groins all over each other. Think of the children.

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