Fug File: ENOUGH ALREADY

What the Fug: The Kardashians Ride Again


There are some truly, truly, epically offensive outfits in here. Honestly, at this point they just make me shake my head and say, “Oh, KIMBERLY,” because at the end of the day, again, my mantra is: It’s a comedy, and the joke’s on them. Also, the more people rage about her, the easier it is for her to wash right over me, I guess. But if it’s at the point where if you can’t discuss Kim in the comments with any measure of remove or composure – and that’s not a judgment; I get that she’s polarizing — then you might just want to scroll past this one. We stick them in a slideshow to make it easier for people to avoid the Jenndashians, and if you need to spare yourselves, do.

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Sigh: Gemma Arterton in Armani at the Venice Film Festival


You are probably going to look at this and think, “Wow, what a charming-looking person, wearing what might be a diamond spider on her lobe. I’ll bet her dress is lovely.”

Gemma Arterton

The thing is, whenever we start on a close-up it’s usually to reveal some TERRIBLE PLOT TWIST, and this is no exception:

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What the Fug: Kate Upton in Jenny Packham


I’m not even sure you need to see the front of this.

Kate Upton

And honestly, she probably doesn’t care if you do, either, because she seems AWFULLY pleased with herself for finding something that’s cheeky in more ways than one.

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Golden Globes WTFs: The Naked Wannabes


Not all of these people deserve the crankiness of this headline. But Globes night was so REFRESHINGLY devoid of sheers, that it was exhausting to wake up after a paucity of sleep to find that several of them crashed the afterparties. Here’s the thing: When a dress is BEAUTIFUL but sheer, I at least see what the person was drawn to about it even if I can’t relate to putting in on and leaving the house. But some of these… I’m so OVER IT. YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS.

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Fug Me Like You Do: Ellie Goulding


I was thinking the other day that Ellie has by and large graduated from her sheer phase. So… is it possible I made this happen? Am I The Fug Whisperer?

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Predictably Played: Kim Kardashian in Givenchy


I mean, it’s self-parody at this point, right?

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What the Fug: Kim Kardashian


She did this before she was pregnant, and in ripening she is the same as she ever was:

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Leaving A Medical Building

I think this outfit has finally provided an exception to the “Everyone looks hotter in sunglasses” rule. Also: Kim. KIM. ARE YOU NOT AT LEAST BORED?

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