Fug File: dreary

Harry Potter and Deathly Fug


This post must begin with the usual caveat that I LOVE Bonnie Wright’s fabulous red hair, and I think she’s so pretty:

And it ends with the observation that I find it hard to believe that she couldn’t change out of her judicial robes before making it to her movie premiere, but any youngster who manages both a busy week of presiding over important legal issues on the bench AND an acting career deserves props.

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Storfugtelling


At first, I just assumed that Meg Ryan here was just running out of the Apple store in a dress over what looks like pajama pants because she’d had to dash in there to get her new phone worked on and she was in too much of a rage about said phone drama to remember to take off her jammies:

[All photos: Splash News]

Oh, Meg. Remember when you were America’s Sweetheart? And now you’re going to the Apple store in polka dotted Old Navy pjs, making you something more like America’s Neighbor Running Out for the Paper.

But then I saw something that made me fear this old trend really IS coming back: 

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Golden Globes Fug Party: Shannyn Sossamon


Oh, Shannynnnnn “I Named My Son Audio Science” Sossamon. Why so glum? It’s a PARTY!

It is NOT, maybe, the Come As You Were in 1993 party that you were clearly promised, but I bet there’s still champagne and tiny little sandwiches! Perk up, love! All is not lost. Maybe later we can smoke some cloves outside, leaning on the car of some cute but dim dude, and talk about how bummed we are that Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp broke up. Feel better, now? Happy to help.

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Fugged to Death


Cheer up, Olivia Thirlby!

I totally remember my mother wearing this back when I was a little girl,* and it didn’t seem to do her any lasting harm. YOU’RE GOING TO BE OKAY.

*I have just received an email from my mother in which she claims she never would have worn such a thing and I must be thinking of someone else. I HEREBY RETRACT THIS STATEMENT IN THE NAME OF FAMILY HARMONY.

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Gossip Fug/Well Played, Blake Lively


TELEGRAMS FROM THE DESK OF JESSICA MORGAN
GO FUG YOURSELF HQ WEST
As dictated to Intern G. Clooney.


TO: BLAKE LIVELY
RE: CDFA AWARDS DRESS

MUCH IMPROVED STOP THANK GOD YOU FINALLY PICKED SOMETHING THAT FITS PROPERLY STOP LOVE THE PINK STOP DON’T STOP STOP BUT STOP STICKING YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS LIKE THAT STOP IT’S AWKWARD STOP LIKE I SAID PLEASE STOP IT STOP LOVE JESSICA POSTSCRIPT WHY DON’T PEOPLE SEND TELEGRAMS ANYMORE QUERY I KNOW IT’S BECAUSE OF EMAIL BUT THEY’RE SO ROMANTIC STOP I THINK I’LL SEND ANOTHER STOP.

TO: MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
RE CDFA AWARDS LOOK:
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Fug Loss


Wait, did I miss something?

When did The Addams Family become a ballet?

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