Fug File: designers

Vanity Fair Oscar Party Well Played: Diane von Furstenberg in Wet Seal (Just Kidding, I Suspect It’s DVF)

The puzzle theme here made me unaccountably happy.

I just love a jigsaw — this kind, not the kind people use to build things, or torture people in horrible movies, although one of those is probably fun too as long as it’s not being used unkindly. Be pleasant with your hardware, people.

[Photo: Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: Glamour Women of the Year, Part 2

Good lord, what had that bird EATEN?

[Photos: Getty]


CFDA Fugs and Fabs: The Designers

Because sometimes the ones who make the clothes get all gussied up in them, and things REALLY get curious.

[Photos: Getty]


Fugla McFugtney

Why is Stella McCartney the WORST?

The sad thing is, this isn’t as bad as some of her recent (and former) offenses, but still. Look at it. And further: If you are the DESIGNER and you can’t even make your clothes fit nor flatter YOUR OWN SELF, why does anyone else trust you? What grisly naked pictures of which celebrities are tucked away in her office safe?

[Photo: WENN]


Stella McFug

This is for those of you who thought I had lost my mind in giving Stella McCartney props the other day:

I like this pattern, but as deployed it looks like she got mauled by wallpaper last seen in an episode of The Love Boat. MY GOD, the things that wallpaper has seen.

[Photo: Bauer-Griffin]


Met Ball Fug Carpet: Marc Jacobs

When interviewed, Marc Jacobs gave some pat answer about wearing this because he wanted to pay homage to the unexpected, or something.

Can I call bullshit on that? Because a) Marc Jacobs in kooky nightshirt-looking dresses is not that unexpected anymore, even if they’re see-through; so b) I think he just wanted to show off his pecs. We get it, Marc. (AGAIN.) We still see you. In your underwear. Looking like Dermot Mulroney. I’m bored. It’s ridic. It’s The Chronicles of Ridic. You’re actually making me miss Lady Gaga, WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

[Photo: Splash News]