Fug File: CMA Awards

CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

Also known as The Lightbox Purge. We’ve got too much too tackle to let this thing drag on too long! Anne Hathaway is going places! Dior is throwing parties! We’ve got to keep this train on the rails!

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CMA Awards Well Played: Lucy Hale in Romona Keveza

Lucy Hale often falls victim to Stumpitosis.

Lucy Hale

I am thrilled to say that she may have found a vaccine. This is quite simply the best I’ve EVER seen her look, and so whatever rare tuberous root she’s juicing to get Essence of Elongation into her morning smoothie… keep doing it, kid. And send the recipe.

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CMA Awards You The Jury: Carrie Underwood

‘Tis the season for Carrie Underwood to co-host an awards show with a good old-fashioned bajillion¬†costume changes. Her hair is still exemplary, but how is the rest? Let’s put her on trial.

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CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Nashville

I wonder if the musicians of Nashville are fans of Nashville, or if, say, Faith Hill had to restrain herself from walking up to Connie Britton and hissing, “‘This Time’ is no ‘This Kiss’ AND YOU KNOW IT.”

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CMA Awards Fug or Fab: Trisha/Garth and Faith/Tim

Because why NOT plonk the other two Power Couples of Country into the same post? Let’s start with Trisha and Garth:

48th CMA Awards arrivals

I ALWAYS forget these two are married, for some reason, and then am delighted anew when I remember. They appear to be entering that phase of a relationship where you start inadvertently dressing alike. I cannot wait until the new country music awards program (I assume set to air on Friday?) where Trisha will accidentally wear Garth’s hat. I just wish she were wearing some bling. You KNOW Trisha Yearwood has got some bling stuck in a drawer SOMEWHERE. Bring it out!

Next up, both Faith and Tim look slightly like they are their own wax figurines in this picture, for some reason:

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CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: Miranda Lambert (and Blake Shelton)

Miranda’s wardrobe ranged from the ridiculous to the sublime, last night.

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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Nicole Kidman in Cavalli

This is, in many ways, the polar opposite of the dress Nicole wore to the BMI Awards earlier this week.¬† Including the fact that she well Nips Ahoy this time, instead of Delicate Inner Thigh Shenanigans. At least it’s not been both?

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