Fug File: CMA Awards

CMAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Tim McGraw and Faith Hill


TIM: I look like the way I always look. Except for the color of my suit is inspired by Don Draper. So is my drinking tonight, but don’t tell anymore.

FAITH: I am going to blow your mind.

TIM:…okay.

FAITH: This outfit is totally GOOP-inspired. White…suggestion of a cape….sideboob, which is my totally my version of sidebutt.

TIM:…okay.

FAITH: Don’t you get it? Is your hat on too tight?

TIM: Probably.

FAITH: I’m dressed like Gywneth Paltrow, and you played Gywnnie’s husband in Country Strong where she was playing a character based on me. I’m playing a person who played a person who is ME. IT’S LIKE WE’RE AT THE APEX OF THE UNIVERSE.

TIM: Just don’t bring home a bird in a box.

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CMAs Fug Carpet, Better CMAs Performance: Kacey Musgraves


Kacey Musgraves won Best New Artist last night, so I’m pretty sure she doesn’t care that I’m about to inform her that she’s wearing a shower curtain:

And she may also be unmoved by the fact that I think her performance outfit is WAY more sassy and cute, and I wish she’d rocked it on the red carpet as well:

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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Laura Bell Bundy


If you want to show your legs so much, then just COMMIT.

Don’t do this half-hearted, half-assed “my backside has a ponytail” nonsense because it does nobody any good. All that fabric could’ve been put to better use making an actual dress, not just a negligee that ate the rest of itself and is now vomiting it from her backside.

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CMA Awards: The Cast of “Nashville”


I am terribly sad that Clare Bowen didn’t attend, because the intersections of her personal style and Scarlett’s are what I am most curious to see. Fortunately, though, The Hair did not spare the glory.

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You The Jury: Carrie Underwood at the CMAs


I should just rename this category to “Carrie Underwood Gets Tried, Convicted, And Sent Up The River.”

Has the jury reached a verdict?

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CMAs Well Played, Taylor Swift


Well, when your album is called Red, what else are you supposed to wear?

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