Fug File: Cannes

Fugs and Fabs: Another Day at Cannes

Here is a Saturday grab-bag of stuff that happened yesterday that wasn’t Emma Stone.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Emma Stone and Parker Posey

I have a lot of thoughts.

a) It must have been windy in Cannes this morning.

b) Parker Posey looked like she was in disguise at the photo call and it’s HILARIOUS to me. And then, at the premiere…you guys, she went Full Turban. I don’t know what’s going on with her, but she might have become the wacky old lady that I want to be.

c) Emma Stone appears to be Woody Allen’s new muse, as she’s been in two of his movies in a row.


Cannes Fug or Fab: Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen

I am actually very close to liking this outright.

salma hayek il racconton dei racconti tale of tales cannes 2015

Truly, I think the dress is great on her. My hangups are that I think the serpentine arm cuff is cool but not perhaps sufficient — does she need more bracelets on her other arm? — and the giant platform shoes, the likes of which belong in Grease on the foot of a young Australian lass who is so busy pandering to her horndog greaser boyfriend that she failed to notice he’d been willing to raise his game. So, basically, it’s like cooking a wonderful roast and then serving it garnished with only one tiny roasted potato and Hot Wheels car.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Max Max premiere, part II

In case you missed, Charlize and Nicholas Hoult and Zoe Kravitz already made their appearances. Now, everyone else.


Cannes WTFly Played: Fan Bingbing in Marchesa

Well, she went down swinging.

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Cannes Fugs or Fabs: The Mad Max Photocall and Premiere

Yeah, this post was originally just going to be Charlize, but who am I to deny you Tom Hardy and Nicholas Hoult? And then I realized we might as well talk about Zoe Kravitz, too. In other words: let’s get all Mad Max up in here.

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