Fug File: Cannes

More Cannes Fugs and Fabs of Day Four


I wish Cannes would go on forever. Of course, cut to me in a week saying, “Oh my GOD, CANNES GOES ON FOREVER.”

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Cannes Well Played: Diane Kruger in Prada and Dolce & Gabbana


The Krug’s Instagram indicates that she has been feeling under the weather, and you can kind of tell from some of the photographs — but props to her for doing her job anyway, and not just burying herself under the comforter and ordering room service, which is what I would have wanted to do.

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Cannes Fug Carpet: Sienna Miller in Valentino


It’s couture, but it LOOKS like it costs $198 at Free People.

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But it IS awfully windy at Cannes, so perhaps dressing as a human kite means she has the greatest sense of occasion we’ve seen yet.

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Fugs and Fabs: Another Day at Cannes


Here is a Saturday grab-bag of stuff that happened yesterday that wasn’t Emma Stone.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Emma Stone and Parker Posey


I have a lot of thoughts.

a) It must have been windy in Cannes this morning.

b) Parker Posey looked like she was in disguise at the photo call and it’s HILARIOUS to me. And then, at the premiere…you guys, she went Full Turban. I don’t know what’s going on with her, but she might have become the wacky old lady that I want to be.

c) Emma Stone appears to be Woody Allen’s new muse, as she’s been in two of his movies in a row.

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Cannes Fug or Fab: Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen


I am actually very close to liking this outright.

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Truly, I think the dress is great on her. My hangups are that I think the serpentine arm cuff is cool but not perhaps sufficient — does she need more bracelets on her other arm? — and the giant platform shoes, the likes of which belong in Grease on the foot of a young Australian lass who is so busy pandering to her horndog greaser boyfriend that she failed to notice he’d been willing to raise his game. So, basically, it’s like cooking a wonderful roast and then serving it garnished with only one tiny roasted potato and Hot Wheels car.

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