Fug File: Cannes

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Karlie Kloss


Karlie Kloss is doing her part to bring glamour to the initials “KK.”

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Helen Mirren


Helen Mirren clearly heard our clarion call for more Cannes star power. Thank you, Helen! You are a full-service idol.

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Cannes Fug Carpet: Marion Cotillard


There are some things even an innate French sense of style cannot carry:

69th Annual Cannes Film Festival - "It's Only The End Of The World" - Photocall

This looks as if we’ve surprised her in the middle of an outfit change — like, she just took off her jeans and popped that skirt on to make sure it was hemmed correctly, but she never meant to wear these two things together. What are we even doing in her dressing room? Get out!

 

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Caitriona Balfe


I meant to cover her last week, and then just kept… forgetting, until an unfortunate photo in People reminded me. So I tossed that in here too. WHY NOT.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Jodie Foster


It’s always so relaxing when Jodie Foster hits the scene. Because you know you’re not going to get any desperate transparencies or exhausting buttocks.

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Cannes Well Played, Mischa Barton


I am thrilled to report that Mischa Barton has looked GREAT at Cannes this week. No, sincerely.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: More of Kristen Stewart in Chanel


Kristen seemed to be in a playful mood at this one, so I’ve decided she’s doing that subtle-but-not-subtle middle finger thing at one of the photographers.

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