I don’t even know what to do with Ellen Page. She is young, talented, and cute. I do not know why she dresses like such a DEPRESSIVE. This has got the most zing of anything she’s worn in ages, and it’s still kind of a bit of Drabby from Drabsville.
[Photo: Splash News]
I just zipped through her archive on one of our big photo houses, and she’s been photographed wearing a color to a major event ONCE since 2008. Everything else is basically this: