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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: More Neutrals


We seem to be slipping back into a time when gowns are black, white, neutral, or red/red-orange. Neutrals aren’t always bad, but tread carefully, y’all. We can’t all have Megan Fox’s head.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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Fug or Fab: Analeigh Tipton, with an assist from Adam Brody


It totally cracks me up that Analeigh Tipton of Top Model finished third in her season and then was all, “eh, modeling. I’m going to be an actress,” and then landed a ton of movie parts and managed to pull off my least favorite part of Crazy Stupid Love with aplomb. Also, did you know that her Wikipedia page explains that she once was sold to a Saudi Arabian prince, but “managed to get out of it”? This girl is RESOURCEFUL. She also is incapable of hitting the red carpet WITHOUT going all H-to-T, as Tyra would put it. (Head to Toe. As in, “she’s modeling Head to Toe.) It’s cute. BUT IS HER DRESS? Pop into the slideshow and find out — with bonus Seth Cohen.

Do you like the dress? DO YOU?

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Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway


Has Annie put in extra extensions since we just saw her?  Regardless, her hair is nicely shiny and I like her makeup here.

There is something about this dress that reminds me of a cream puff. It’s delicate and pastry-colored and sweet and if you had too many of them, you’d probably wake up one morning and wonder what you’d done to yourself.

But just one can't hurt, right?

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Fine/Feh/Fug/Fab: Jennifer Aniston


In the interest of using some positive reinforcements, I’d like to start this post by noting that I think Aniston’s shorter hair is really cute.  She looks so much younger with the shorter hair. In the interest of getting to the heart of the matter, I’d like to invite you all to join me in the slideshow to take a looksee at what she’s sported recently, to a variety of Horrible Bosses hoo-ha (a technical term).

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Met Ball Fugish Carpet: Renee Zellweger


Every time I see Renee Z, I think of an article in — I think it was — Vogue, around the time Chicago came out, in which CZJ was quoted as saying that RZ spent a LOT of time on the treadmill. Her line, paraphrased, was something like, “I’d go get a magazine, she’d be on the treadmill. I’d run out for a sandwich. Renee would be on the treadmill.” Which made me imagine CZJ slinking past the gym in, like, a caftan, with half of a Pret a Manger sandie hanging out of her mouth and a People magazine in hand, peeking into the gym to see Renee trotting along, and just shaking her glorious head. I thought it was telling and it made me rather sad. Much like this dress:

The slit is very sexy, and I like the boatneck on her, and I can’t help put suspect this is one of those numbers that looks great in person but on camera, to quote the esteemed Miss TyTy Banks is totally all: WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. It’s the color of sand and just as tasty.

But how’s the back?

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Arthur Fug or Fab Omnibus


You take your eyes off the red carpet for a couple of days and look what happens. People go crazy. And at the Arthur premiere, no less. Let’s investigate further.

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