Fug File: BAFTAs

Fine or Fab: Reese Witherspoon in Stella McCartney


This is EXTREMELY straightforward and fine, in a gorgeous color. So it’s hard to imagine it being anything LESS than a resounding “fine.”

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But it’s Stella McCartney. So the fact that this actually looks nice feels like a bigger victory than ordinarily it might, given thatĀ Stella’s name usually makes me want to run around waving my arms over my head and screaming, “IT’S A TRAP. GET OUT OF THERE.”

 

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BAFTAs Fug Carpet: Hayley Atwell


Agent Peggy Carter would not approve.

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I almost wonder if this dress is her fighting back against all of Peggy’s frumpy, staid blouses. Call it The Sideboob’s Revolt. And then please crush it decisively.

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BAFTAs Fug Carpet: Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Prada


I guessed this was the hand of Miuccia at work the second I saw this, and you’ll know why:

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Those are some Hathaway-level chest darts right there, and nobody — but nobody — makes a literal point out of nipplesĀ like Prada does. Pun intended.

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BAFTAs Fugs or Fabs: The Pre-Parties


These pre-parties had everyone from Voldemort to Cressida Bonas. No one was Avada Kedavra’ed, though. AS FAR AS I KNOW.

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BAFTAS (and Other Things) Mostly Well Played, Keira Knightley


OH MY GOD I NEED TO STOP PUBLISHING THINGS THAT JUST SAY “WRODS.” IT’S NOT EVEN SPELLED CORRECTLY.

Sorry. The Grammys got me.

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BAFTAs Fug or Fab: Felicity Jones in Dior


Damn it, getting to stand that close to Becks is a prize in and of itself.

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BAFTAs Fug or Fab: Julianne Moore in Tom Ford


Her face is radiant. Her whole head is like, “Yep, I’ve got this. I am so excited for Feb. 22 that I can barely stop myself from screaming ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JULIANNE MOORE every time anyone asks me my coffee order.”

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And I LOVE the true red on her. But while I think Julianne is doing this every justice she can, is it returning the favor? That top is depressingly creasy along the shores of Boobbados. It draws your eyes there for reasons other than, “WOW she is in good shape, for basically any age,” which I suspect she would’ve liked better.

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