Fug File: bad hair

Fug the Head-Suits: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Brad Pitt


Let’s check in on three erstwhile heartthrobs who are becoming — kind of like Intern George has — one of those Hot Guys We’ll Talk About Fondly To Our Kids And They Will Look At Us Strangely And Go, “Whatever, Mom, He’s Old, I Don’t Get It,” and then we’ll have to fire up the old YouTubes that will, by then, be implanted in our heads.

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Fugsip Girl


Welcome to this week’s installment of our favorite program, WTF Is Happening On Penn Badgley’s Head, in which we pose the familiar old question: “WTF is happening on Penn Badgley’s head?!?!?!”

It’s a rhetorical question, so it’s a short program.

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Fugbey Maguire


Has anyone seen Justin Bieber’s old hair clippings recently?

No reason. Just curious.

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30 Fug


Fug Nation, blind me with your science:

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

Well?

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Fabs and Feh or Fab: Rooney Mara


Bless Rooney Mara for taking on this Girl With a Dragon Tattoo press tour with such verve. If nothing else, she’s giving us something to talk about. Let’s see what she wore in Spain.

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Emmy Awards WTF Hair: David Boreanez


So….

This hair. It’s for a role, right?  RIGHT? IMDb claims he’s filming something now — the movie on which Drunkface McCord met her new bf,  Dominic Purcell (you know, from Prison Break), who is only like fifty years older than she is — and surely that is why he would do this to himself, right? RIGHT? PLEASE REASSURE ME.

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