Fug File: Armani

High Fugshion: Armani Prive Fall 2015 at Haute Couture Week


I’m trying to figure out whether Blake Lively, once (and current?) face of Armani Prive, will consent to any of these.

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High Fugshion: Armani Prive Fall 2014 Couture


I can’t look at this collection without singing “Red and Black” from Les Miserables, and so you’re welcome for THAT earworm.

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High Fugshion: Armani, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014


Paging Cate Blanchett. Cate Blanchett, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

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Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Armani Prive


It rolls on and on and on and on and on… some pretty colors and ideas in here, but a lot of stuff is so average on the models that it doesn’t bode so well.

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Fugs and Fabs: Armani “One Night Only New York”


She really should’ve buttoned that coat.

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Emmys Fug Carpet (But Pre-Show Well Played): Claire Danes


I love her, and I enjoyed reading the profile of her in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago, and I would like to applaud her for wearing lipstick on a night when so few women did. And ergo I am distraught that at least four people must have seen her in this and no one pulled her aside and said, “GIRL. NO. This makes Gwyneth’s pink Oscar dress look like a miracle of fit. This whole thing needs to be yanked up and pulled over and given more fabric and — no, you know what? No. Take it off. TAKE IT OFF, CLAIRE. I don’t care if I have to run down to Anthropologie and buy you something from Free People, you’re not wearing this.”

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