Those poor short models on this season’s ANTM. First, they’re short, so they’re never ACTUALLY going to be models. (Ladies, I feel you. I have to ask people for help getting things off the top shelf at the market. Um, not that that’s the only thing keeping me from modeling. You know what I mean.) Then TyTy makes them be judged by the likes of Kim Kardashian. WHITHER JANICE? WHITHER?!
“Kim Kardashian can apply makeup, yes, and delivered a very touching
performance on her sex tape; however, considering that she couldn’t
even convince us she was surprised when that hit the Internet, we can
hardly trust her evaluation of performances in CoverGirl commercials.”
Who’s with us? Light your torches! To the barricades! Defend the shorties! All this complaining — AND MORE awaits you at NY Mag.com.