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Fugs and Fabs: The amfAR “Intimate Dinner”


In which some of these people appear to have been asked to wear their intimates. Reading is hard.

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Cannes amfAR Fugs and Fabs: Black & White & Sparkly


Usually this event is really star-studded, but this year it felt more… star-garnished. It’s lots of people whose names and faces we know ’round these parts, but true megastar A-listers are fewer and further between.

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Cannes amfAR Fug Carpet: The Sheers


Might as well keep this pizza confined to its box, eh?

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Cannes amfAR Fugs and Fabs: Brights


In another unexpected move, I NEVER would have picked out that cut or color for Marion Cotillard. Did she and Dita collude to confound the bloggers?

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Cannes Fug or Fab: Dita von Teese in Ulyana Sergeenko


I always assume Dita will be in a deeply Old Hollywood, monochrome satin gown by Zac Posen. So this was a total surprise to me:

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Neither this print nor silhouette is something I’d have predicted on her, EVER, and it is NUTTY. Like a lampshade, or a party favor, at the Queen of Hearts’ summer home in Wonderland. You have to eat some really suspicious candy in order to understand what it is, or how to use it. And six hours later you’d wake up with cake in your hair and an Ace of Clubs in your pocket that says simply, “YOU’RE ON,” in unknown writing.

Having said that… I don’t know how, but she’s bringing a bizarre amount of dignity to it. Don’t try this at home.

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Cannes amfAR WTF: Diane Kruger


I am not sure there is a wand big enough for her to summon the Diane Kruger Magic here. BUT, on her Instagram, Diane wrote that she knew it wouldn’t be that popular but that she just really digs feathers… before announcing that she is super sick of sheer skirts. WELCOME TO THE PIZZA DISCUSSION, DIANE.

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