Fug File: amfAR

amfAR Milano Gala: Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of the Rest

WHY does her caftan have its own Stargate? Rosario Dawson is the head lice of GFY: a head-scratcher that is really pernicious and hard to cure.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: Models at the amfAR Gala

There is a real lack of color here, but no lack of LEGS.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]


What The Fug: Sarah Jessica Parker in Schiaparelli Couture

“Someday,” she thought, “my prince will come.”

Sarah Jessica Parker at amfAR Inspiration Gala

“And when he does, he’ll be so GLAD I bought that pastel stamp set and made a chastity garment that protects the rare virtue of my elbows and upper forearm. And when we marry I shall be known as Princess Ulna, and on our wedding night I’ll sing, Let it ‘bow, let it ‘bow, can’t hold it back anymore; let it ‘bow, let it ‘bow, slice the cloth and slam the door // and see it bend // my joint foreplay // it’s been hiding for so long //  a lady’s crook should be saved for her wedding day. I mean, right?!?”

well, is it?


amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2

I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]


amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 1

Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen.

[Photos: Getty]


amfAR Fug Carpet at Cannes: Sharon Stone in Roberto Cavalli

This dress is freaking me out a little. Her head looks great, the color is nice on her, and it MIGHT have been fine with adjustments…

… but the belt is freaking me out, in part because I can’t actually TELL if it is a belt. I don’t THINK her body is really shaped like that, so it would make SENSE that it’s a belt with weird fake-flesh panels, but…. it also looks sometimes like skin, and if it IS skin, WHERE IS HER BELLY BUTTON? Doesn’t that seem like it’s the wrong size to be obscuring it? I just… where did it go?

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