Sucker Fug


Yes, these are lace hip-hugger bell-bottoms layered over hotpants:

In fact, speaking of layering, this outfit is like the seven-layer dip of crazy: you line a Pyrex casserole dish with that somewhat unflattering haircut, then cover it with lace see-through pants, some boyshorts, a purse in desperate need of a wax, a dash of The Beatles (The Beatles: “Leave us out of this!”), a ratty swobe, and keys worn in the style of 19 year old boys shuffling to their dorm showers every morning since the beginning of time, and then dig in! Bon appetit! It tastes like crazy!

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  1. Annie E
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    This is an unbelievable mess, but I AM glad she’s wearing those boyshorts under the lace pants rather than nothing.

  2. Bevvie Hedstrom
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    There’s so much shit to absorb about this outfit, I had to hunt for keys you referenced. This post is like reading Highlights magazine in my pediatrician’s office circa I’m not telling you.

  3. Eliza Bennett
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    “Skankles: Taste The Crazy.”

  4. Lori
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    wow, those are some unflattering pants. She looks fifty pounds heavier than the last photo I saw of her.

    • Kristen from MA
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      Exactly! She is teeny, tiny, and here her legs look huge! Does she not own a full length mirror?

      • anny
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        To be honest, you don’t really NEED a full length mirror to see enough of this outfit to make any sane person go back and start over.

  5. Alix
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    Oh, how I wish I could unsee this.

  6. rmcgrudiva
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    Sweet baby Jebus. Maybe this is a walk of shame?

  7. Joy Martin
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    Based on recent pictures, I would say that this girl has officially and completely given up.

  8. Ann
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    What I am most concerned about is the hair! I was happy she had a cute short hair cut instead of those nasty extensions, which I’m banishing from the planet. But those have to be extensions, right. Otherwise, her hair really grows fast. I like the t-shirt and sweater okay.

  9. Willow
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    She looks like she was just dug up from the ground. That or she is on her way to adopt 17 stray cats.

  10. Sarah
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    I’m not going to lie, I kind of like this. Sure it’s insane and crazy and she admittidly looks awful, but I still kind of like it. It looks like she’s trying to channel Janis Joplin and – let’s face it – many of us have tried to channel Janis before. Oh wait, just me? Anybody?

  11. Kate
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    And through it all, she’s still making a duck face. This girl is unstoppable!

  12. Sandra
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    Project Runway: The Salvation Army Challenge.

  13. Marissa
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    Um, also. Is she in the zoo?? Like, INSIDE the lion habitat?

    • Eliza Bennett
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      Right? The hell?There’s pavement right there, why isn’t she ON it?

  14. Wilma
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    Somehow the fact that she seems to be going through the dreaded college-fase as other girls her age are doing makes me like her.

    • Sajorina
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      Really? It makes me dislike her because she’s not actually in college!

  15. Gigi
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    Seven layer dip!!!!!

  16. Lisa
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    I seriously thought this was Snooki until I saw the tag at the bottom. I can’t stop staring at it, I just…isn’t this Snooki?!?

  17. ceecee
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    Plus those lace pants have eaten her feet and the swobe is in the act of swallowing her hands.

  18. wtfnyc
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    “Swobe” is totally my word of the day now. I’m going to try to work it into the brief I’m writing.

    Also: Mullets are not your friend, VanHudge. Zefron would never have put up with this.

  19. kathy
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    I think that’s not the famous Beatles shirt.
    Are those girls walking across Abby Road?

    • vandalfan
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      Good eye- not only are they girls, they aren’t even in the famous zebra crosswalk. So, whew, the Fab Four are exonerated.

      And we have lived to see the day that Sheer Leg Curtains turned on themselves and became unsightly skinny bell bottoms. Itch, what, among other disdainful thoughts.

  20. Challis
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    I SWEAR i mistook her for Snooki when I saw this picture— and that’s not the worst part!
    THEN I thought , “gee, didn’t she loose a bunch or weight? she must have gained some back”
    NOT A GOOD LOOK, VANESSA

  21. Sajorina
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    Ew & Yuck!!! Did she have an accident in which she hit her head and, after some time in a coma, woke up believing it was the 1970s and no one has the heart to tell her is 2011 and she’s not a hobo? I may have just written the plot of a very Fug The Fromage-able Lifetime movie! If it happens, I want to be paid royalties… I have witnesses!

  22. Mahastee
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    This is why I don’t like candids. She looks a hot mess, but doesn’t everybody reserve the right to look awful on their days off?

  23. alice
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    I only know this because I used to work for the company, Free People, but those are actually built in hot pants!

  24. blah
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    Description was kind of confusing. Where is the boyfriend, and the breakfast, and the ashley tisdale?

  25. corriner
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    thank you! for saying that about the dorm boys with their keys on the way to the common shower!

    This post made my day.

  26. What's The New Black
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    Oh dear… is that Vanessa Hudgens?? Beyooond horrible, like, I would need a new word for horrible to even attempt to describe how horrible this is!
    http://whatisthenewblack.blogspot.com/

  27. Bambi Anne Dear
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    God almighty! Those pants dragging on the ground are the height (depth?) of laziness. Skanky.

  28. witjunkie
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    She looks like she’s about to launch herself into a canal. Yikes.

  29. Jess
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    I saw these pants on the sale rack at Urban Outfitters last week and was so scared. I had no idea who actually wore those pants…and now, unfortunately for my eyes, I know.

  30. fritanga
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    Why do we even care about what this woman is wearing? She’s superfluous, and I’ve never seen her wear anything remotely tasteful or even marginally fashionable. This hideous outfit seems about par for the course for her.

  31. Jules
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    1. The sound I made when I saw this made my dogs jump up and run to me with concern.
    2. I shouldn’t be surprised, I see people in LA wearing stuff like this all the time… but it’s usually all they have.

  32. NYCGirl
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    Holy mother of Fug Madness, those are awful pants. But yes, she does get credit for wearing something underneath.

  33. NYCGirl
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    Oops, nust saw the comment that the hot pants are attached. Well, uh…at least she didn’t cut them out?

  34. cathy
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    she is such a cute girl… why is she always dressed so badly :(

  35. Franziska
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    Whenever I see Vanessa H. I think that she’s now dressing like she wanted to dress when she was in her early teens but couldn’t because everyone pressured her into wearing clothes that were a bit more adult like and now that she’s not doing anything she’s going back in time. Who would have thought that she has no fashion sense whatsoever?

  36. Heather
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    @ Ann – I agree – and why do celebrities always go for skanky extensions over just growing out their hair like the rest of us? Barrettes, people! Barrettes are your friend!!

  37. kingkasyski
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    Can’t wait for Joan Rivers to fug this *thing*!

  38. jean
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    Can her fifteen minutes please be up? I’ve got a nice cabin in Alaska for her and the Bieb.

  39. Emma
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    This is the kind of crapola I see in Free People catalog and think “who ON EARTH would buy that?!?”

    Vanessa Hudgens. Vanessa Hudgens would buy that.

  40. alexis
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    These pants are made by Free People, and I own them, and they are FREAKING AWESOME. However, unlike poor twee vanessa hudgens, I’m not negative 4 feet tall. I don’t think her style is inherently terrible, she just needs to find some clothes that fit.

  41. GingerLover
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    OK now THIS is FUGMADNESS quality fug.
    I don’t really care who she is – i just want to say – Honey, it can’t really be THAT bad, just talk to someone and BUY A FUG-ING MIRROR!