Oh, Abbie Cornish:
In Laguna Beach, they have this thing called Pageant of the Masters, which is essentially people recreating famous paintings. Not, like, re-painting them, but human beings posing to look exactly like the artworks. It’s bizarre and impression and also fun in a very Didn’t Proper Ladies Do This In Books Set in 1850? Next We Shall Play the Pianoforte! kind of way. But I’m sorry to see that Abbie here has been relegated to being the backdrop this year. Don’t they know who she is?