SO MUCH Better Played: Jennifer Morrison


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Is it perfect? No, and also, she’s going to be so bummed when Kirsten Dunst has her arrested for stealing her milkmaid hair and Jennifer has to do a mugshot in a hairnet.

But is it a portal to her ladybits? No. Is it a malevolent jumpsuit? No. Is it gargantuan pants? No. That eliminates many of her recent crimes against eyeballs, so I say let’s call this one a win and go have a cocktail.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (24):

  1. Stefanie
    +4

    Awww I like it! Good job lady!

  2. Daenerys
    +7

    The belt is gorgeous and the fabric drapes so nicely on her. With a kickier shoe and better hair- this would be dynamite.

  3.  Unvacuous
    +5

    Sigh, I still wish she would go back to being a redhead, it looked so good on her….

    …that said this is an improvement over the crazeball figure UNflattering things she has been wearing. And you are right, that is la Dunst’s hair.

  4. Carol
    +1

    Wearing mini-shooves, but not bad enough to be banished.

  5. Maria L.
    +9

    While this outfit is not a crime against humanity – she still looks like she is wearing a costume from a sci-fi Hollywood B movie; you know, like The Land That Time Forgot Where Girls Wear Grecian Inspired Costumes and Heidi Hair. Jennifer plays the beautiful and innocent alien with an Yvette Mimieux voice.

    • Cucina49
      +1

      Snort. That sounds about right. While it is indeed not a Crime Against Humanity, it does make her look wider than she is.

  6. Laurie
    +3

    Pretty, but with that belt, it’s a bit too, too…. what’s the best way to describe it? Oh yeah, SUPER MILK-MAIDEN TO THE RESCUE!!!

  7. Vandalfan
    +18

    With gladiator sandals and a different belt, she’d be perfect as Zeus’s favorite granddaughter, or the Third Vestal Virgin on the left

  8. AM
    +1

    Agreed. I’ll have some sparkling wine please. I just might change the hair a touch, but I think I’ll just drink my cocktail.

  9. Kristan
    +2

    You like this? Something about the belt and the bodice make it look like her boobs have gone way south…

    The hair is cute, though, and softens her features. She kinda looks like healthier Kate Bosworth.

    • Jeanette
      +1

      Yes – “a healthier Kate Bosworth”. Or perhaps an unusually covered up Australian ‘reality star’ Lara Bingle. It’s not great, but we are definitely grading on a curve here. It’s WAY better than her outfits lately….

  10.  HelenBackAgain
    +2

    You know… I agree. It’s fine. Could be better, yes, but inoffensive. I’ll have a Pink Panther.

  11. Sajorina
    0

    LOVE IT! She looks beautiful and feminine and comfortable… I want that belted dress so badly! FAB, Jennifer!

  12. CLM
    0

    It’s a really nice look, and she looks good. … But I swear to Dog I thought that was a shot of Lindsay Lohan for a split second. :/

  13. Pinkstreaks
    +1

    You are all smoking something – this is AWFUL. Like a 70s era polyester nightie. The belt looks like she stole a redneck’s belt buckle, they shoes are nude platforms (which should be banned), and her hair is a hot mess. Fug is fug, however much her previous crimes were even worse.

    • One of the Leahs
      +1

      Gees, Pinkstreaks, aren’t you paying attention? We’re drinking today, not smoking. And apparently drinking pretty potent stuff, because this outfit dreadful.

      ENOUGH with the milkmaid hair, okay?

      •  Sarah
        +2

        This outfit is both awful and a vast improvement over the other things she has worn recently.

  14. Barbara
    +1

    Oh my gosh, she looks adorable! I love this look – she’s so fresh and glowing!

  15. Melissa
    +2

    What? Isn’t this a bridesmaids outfit for Moon Tree and whatshername’s wedding?

  16.  Emma
    +1

    I think this is pretty bad, actually. It’s all so beige. Including the hair. Blonde just isn’t her thing, and I don’t know why it’s taking her so long to realise that.

  17. Mems
    +2

    I think she looks lovely. Much improvement going on here!!

    p.s. ‘Fug the shw: Once Upon a Time’ needs to happen!!