SAM CLAFIN: You’ve never heard of me, but I’m playing Prince “Charmant” in this movie.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH: I am playing the titular Huntsman, and I have never let my brother live down the fact that he’s in that Miley Cyrus movie.

KRISTEN STEWART: I don’t want to talk about what’s going on with my jeans.

CHARLIZE THERON: I don’t want to talk about what’s going on with my bra.

SAM: I DO.

CHRIS: So do I.

KRISTEN: Actually, I kind of do, too.

CHARLIZE: This is going to be a long, long press tour.