Smithly Played, As Ever: The Smiths


JADA: Don’t worry. I may look restrained, but skirt is still totally see-through, and thus I’m still ME.

WILL: Don’t worry. I’ll age eventually. Maybe.

JADEN: Don’t worry, Willow and I wll find this funny someday. Until then, I’m totally burning these pants when I get home.

WILLOW: I believe I am wearing my inner monologue.

[Photo: FameFlynet]

 

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  1. Stefanie
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    Until I clicked the high res, I just sat here and stared at the photo trying to figure out why the Fug Girls would photoshop Freddie in this picture.

  2. lefty
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    Jada…you know your kids can see you, right?

  3. Gigi
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    Willow is wearing MY inner monologue.

  4. Andre
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    One of them is not like the others.

  5. lefty
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    Are they starring in the urban reboot of The Addams Family?

  6. theotherjennifer
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    Gomez would totally wear that windowpane jacket – Will Smith freaking pulls it off, I don’t know how… his family looks like a bunch of misfits off the crazy train.

  7. Eliza Bennett
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    Will must look the best at all times. Didn’t anybody else read the prenup?

  8. fiatluxury
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    i am officially hypnotized by whatever that is Willow’s wearing on her head. HYPNOTIZED.

    • Artemis
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      I have a different but related question. Did Miss Whip-Your-Hair… shave… her head? Is that what I’m seeing? Please tell me I’m not seeing that right.

    • deee
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      huh. I didn’t even notice that Willow had a black and white donut on her head.

  9. Faith
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    I was very excited about a possible Johnny Marr and Morrissey reunion being photographed and analyzed.

    But no. I was wrong.

    I think, in order to avoid future confusion on something like this, the Will Smith family should be referred to as “The Will Smiths”, or something. Because “The Smiths” is already taken. ALREADY TAKEN, I SAY.

    • JM
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      HA! I was tricked and thought the same thing too!

    • jerkygirl
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      That’s the same reaction I had until I scrolled down and saw the picture: HOLY CRAP THE SMITHS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER WHAT? WHAT??? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. . .” *hyperventilates* and then I saw it was “The WILL AND JADA Smiths” and came back down to Earth.

    • Kristen from MA
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      Me three!!!

  10. Anika
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    Is it like … Freddy Kruger’s severed head PURSE???

    (Jaden just looks like he raided Justin Bieber’s closet)

    • lefty
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      which he might have, cuz they’re BUDS.

    • Eliza Bennett
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      Forget the purse! What is going on with her feet? Are those…trompe loeil mary jane UGGS?

      • Edith
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        Holy God! I hadn’t noticed her feet. They look terrifying and wrong and I fear they are, in fact, trompe l’oeil mary jane uggs. Which, WOW. Either that, or she’s wearing white-girl-colored socks, which freaks me out at least as much.

        • Annie Mouse
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          Nope, they’re leopard print kitty mary janes – the toe is a cat head applique.

          This would be the wrong place to admit that I covet those, most likely.

    • Bessy
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      do they also share the same facial expression? i swear every time i see either one of them they are always wearing that face. –very zoolander

  11. Christian
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    Freddy and I are sharing the same expression over this photo.

  12. Leah
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    Who designs this stuff?

  13. yeahandalso
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    It’s sad because you can see it in Jaden’s eyes that he is now old enough to realize stuff ain’t right with this family.

    • Artemis
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      Naah, that’s the typical middle-school-boy looking-cool face. He’s still drinking the Smith Kool-Aid.

  14. Billie
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    Does Jayden really need to make that expression in EVERY picture. It drives me nuts, the kid needs a slap upside the head by his parents. But I’m assuming his parents taught him that smug look.

    • mary lou bethune
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      I agree about the smug look but I suspect that is the least of the problems… those two overindulged kids ( who else has rights to films bought for them?) are in for trouble.. they do not live in a real world . But maybe it won’t matter…. who knows.

  15. Lina
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    This is awesome and cracktactular! I heart them.

  16. The Fugger
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    Jaden is giving his mother the, “Mom, I haven’t seen that for 15 years and hope to NEVER SEE IT AGAIN” face.

    Jada looks like the cat who has a big bowl of cream (link). (Read into that what you will.)

    Willow’s bag is all of Fug Nation’s internal monologues (although, geez – I mean, yeah, for a hot minute The Spawn of Pinkett-Smith was ubiquitous, but they’re not THAT horrible). Especially with regards to her shoes, which I last saw on a cute little girl with her hair in cornrows at church.

    I am angry at Will because he is ACTUALLY PULLING THAT JACKET OFF. I would look ridiculous in that, but I still want it.

  17. Amy D
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    Oh for crying out loud, that purse is HYSTERICAL. Such a goofy and refreshingly happy Hollywood family – I applaud them!

  18. ok
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    Willow, is a cute preteen girl–she’s honing her own style, i dig that. She also seems fun, and ‘Whip My Hair’ was better than it should have been.

    Jayden, on the other hand–lord, the consistent jerkface on that kid can only mean one thing. I pity the people he’s eventually date and the service workers he’ll treat badly.

  19. BrownEyedBetty
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    I find them increasingly circus-like. Or Smith Family Inc. Can’t decide. Willow’s eccentric fashion stylings, Jaden’s never-changing facial expression, the black&white theme dressing….it’s all so terminally cute. Ugh.

  20. kayla
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    When I saw “Smiths” my first thought was “Morrissey? On GFY??”

  21. Sylvia
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    Is Willow smiling because her shirt is telling her story? Jaden looks miserable and quite Zoolander-esque with his facial expression. He’s giving me Chad Michael Murray brooding and it’s not becoming. For either of them.

    This is tame for Jada. Take that how you want to take it.

    Will is pulling off that jacket. He is a dapper man if nothing else. Plus, I have a spot for dorky men.

  22. babyB
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    I always groan when I see this family on the red carpet. Just too much going on. Seeing them all together is making me dizzy!

  23. ChocoChip Destroyer
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    Will Smith must have the strongest genes ever.

  24. Edith
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    Why is Jada in (see-through) evening wear when the rest of the family is several degrees less formal? Jaden does have, as someone else noted, typical young teen boy “cool” face, and though it sure looks smug, it certainly doesn’t ensure a life of douchieness, it just means he’s a kid trying to look more grown than he is, which EVERY 15 year old tries to do. I hope he can learn to smile; both of his parents have lovely smiles, and Will’s is a huge part of what has made him so enduringly popular.

  25. guerra
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    Love wills blazer!! love. Jayden is going to get wrinkles if he keeps making that expression!!

  26. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Will looks amazing. Jada looks trashy. The kids, well, I can kinda like what they’re wearing but as for their attitude I hate to imagine what they’ll be like when they grow up. I suspect totally spoiled brats.

  27. Sajorina
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    Will looks GREAT… Enough said!

  28. Chrissy
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    I hate the clothes the kids wear.

  29. Amanda in Austin
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    Oh, sweet baby jeebus on a saltine cracker. This family is cracktacular.

  30. Sweetsinger
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    Jada is ROCKING that Morticia look. Totally up to date and FAB.

  31. Miss Tee
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    I don’t think Freddy’s a purse…He’s on her tshirt.

  32. Frantique
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    They look like the new Addams family!

  33. Louise
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    Are we absolutely sure that kid isn’t Adrien Brody’s? They are dead ringers. Maybe Jada thought naming him Jadrien would be too obvious…

  34. Jane
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    Nothing says style and taste like an outfit that gives the impression that Freddie Kreuger is about to perform oral sex on a 13 year old.

  35. Ms.A
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    Seeing them all at once is doing wonders for my soul. Its cracktastic. Will looks so good! As always. I know people be talkin mad shit but Jaden is darling. Jada is meh as usual. And willow, oh girl. If that is a Freddy Krueger purse- WHERE CAN I GET ONE.

  36. Shiitake
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    As usual, Will is the only Smith well dressed.

  37. Ruby
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    has little Willow ‘come out’ yet?

    if not, watch this space!

  38. alanc230
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    Jaden’s expression is totally basic teenage-boy-who-wishes-his-family-were-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean. I see it at my house every morning, noon and night.