Search for the Fug Model

Nicole Trunfio here won, per Wikipedia, something called “the Australian version of the television series Search for a Supermodel” and was the second-season host of Make Me A Supermodel, which I didn’t even know HAD a second season. So I guess that she’s sort of the poor man’s poor man’s Tyra, without the catch-phrases or pun-filled YA novels:

She’s also apparently gunning to take over at least the Legsly part of the crown from Boobs Legsly. Can the boobs be far behind?

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Comments (26):

  1. Werml

    Can you blame her? Good Golly, Miss Molly!

  2. Wordphreak

    That’s just embarrassing.

  3. Maria

    If my legs looked like that, I’d walk around that way all the time!!

  4. Barbara

    If I had her legs this would be my casual “chillin’ on the couch” outfit.

  5. qwertygirl

    Please God don’t let her sit down. I already know more about her than I needed to.

  6. emster

    To sum up: She has beautiful lovely legs. Just wow. And they’d be just as lovely — and still get a ton of attention — if the skirt had an extra three inches, which would enable her to sit down and not inevitably show butt cheek when she needs to walk.

  7. Dazie

    The t-shirt I have on RIGHT NOW is longer than that dress. I am also wearing pants.

    And everyone rejoiced.

  8. Sarah

    Embarrassingly, I think I too would wear this all the time if I had those legs.

  9. ET

    Blame the pants revolt.

  10. Sandra

    Wow, the list of Things That Are Not Pants continues to grow:

    and now, Legs

  11. vandalfan

    As you put it so well once, the whole world is going to be her gynecologist. The part that really looks bad, however, is the sheer fabric on her arms. If it was the same as the shirt (sorry, minidress) material, her arms would not look like the Living Dead.

  12. amys

    At least she’s dressing to her best feature. My god, I think she may be the only person I’ve ever seen carry off those ankle straps. She has amazing legs. I’m going to go eat some Fritos and imagine doing some squats.

  13. McLisa

    About a hundred years ago, people said things like “Oh she has lovely ankles.” I’d say we’re about 12 or 13 months from hearing “Oh she has the prettiest ass crack.”

    Regardless of the SIZE, this funeral-parlor-curtain-as-blouse-as-dress is just ugly.

    • melanie

      I’d say we’re about 12 or 13 months from hearing “Oh she has the prettiest ass crack.”

      Well played!
      And honestly, even if I had legs like hers, I would not walk around half naked. If nothing else, I shudder to think of all the creepy comments I’d have to deal with.

  14. Wordphreak

    It looks like it’s sucking into her butt crack. I know it isn’t, and is an effect of the scallops, but, ewww.

  15. Stefanie

    Add 3 inches and I think I could have really liked this.

    But, Im with everyone else: If my legs looked like that I probably would pull a Gaga and walk around with no pants on. But alas, Im just going to eat a bowl of pasta instead.

  16. Girlin

    Great legs but….talk about attention seeking.. I agree with McLisa – this is progressing far too quickly toward nakedness being an actual trend….shudder..

  17. Caroleena Stantonova

    Fantabulous gams! I would dress like a hoe also if my legs looked like hers!

  18. Infoqueen

    Legsley, nothing: more like Boobs Asscheek.

  19. T

    If I had legs like that I would never wear anything longer than that dress. Ever.

  20. guerra

    Amazing legs!! must work on my cellulite..

    I didnt realise she won a competion (I’m Aussie) but she is a pretty succesful model – and you can see why

  21. Sajorina

    Couldn’t care less for her, but those SHOES are HOT!!! WANT!

  22. Hel

    So, so short.