Scrolldown Fug: Julianne Hough


Like every episode of Revenge, this starts out just fine — a clean slate — and then descends into madness anew.

It’s like someone sent a white skirt through the wash with a TV test pattern. And I keep being afraid it’s secretly pants, which, if it is, I wouldn’t want to know. I don’t want to blow their cover. I will leave them to their pantspionage and go about my business and try to forget.

[Photo: Getty]

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  1. Sallie T
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    For the love of God & all that is holy someone please get this woman an intervention!!! Look at that face — she’s a genetic Powerball jackpot winner! And yet there is some malign force at work, determined to make her look like a frumpy lunatic.

  2. lindsay
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    why is this not the white pencil skirt i imagined it would be? WHY?!?

    also – shoes, what?

  3. Mouse
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    And…bright yellow satin hooves. Ew.

    • Edith
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      You took the words right out of my mouth. Actually, I was going with “lemon yellow,” rather than “bright yellow,” but regardless: YELLOW SATIN HOOVES. Never a good idea.

  4. Fawn
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    I think if you cut this off just above the knee and put different shoes with it, I might love it. As is, nightmarish.

  5. Helen
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    So foot-binding is back in? Zoom in on those feet! No, wait, don’t.

    “Pantspionage,” heh. I zoomed in on those a bunch of different ways and I think it’s a skirt with a center pleat, but… pants could be working undercover.

    Well… I like the top, anyway.

  6. Eliza Bennett
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  7. Lizzy
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    That orange sweater is such a good color for her. Shame the skirt and shoes are so fugly.

  8. bambi_beth
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    Holly skirtballs, Batman! When I opened the page, I had a sweater, a skinny belt, and a cute white skirt that I coveted deeply. Scrolldown indeed! That’s awful! So disappointing!

  9. Other Emily
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    Too bad, ‘cuz her head and that sweater look fabulous. White pencil skirt or white cigarette pants and I could be ok. NOT the shoes, though. Never those.

  10. bettymac
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    Every time I see this outfit, I get a brain cramp. Because I like the parts (yes, even the shoes), just not the sum of the parts. The sweater is too Miss-Jones-of-the-Office-Typing-Pool for the skirt, the skirt would be pretty with a less structured top, or at least one of lighter fabric, and the shoes would be a cute punch of color/whimsy with a shorter, more simple dress. This outfit is like a triple mullet: business on the top, sophistication on the bottom, and funky on the feet.

  11. Sajorina
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    I’ve said this before and I reiterate “Why Julianne Hough didn’t make it further in Fug Madness is beyond comprehension”!!!

    • Sajorina
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      I checked and I said THIS yesterday! Yesterday! What is wrong with her?!

  12. pantsonfire
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    Heh. I’m swimming against the current here, but I LIKE the skirt. I actually like everything about this until the shoes. Which are monstrosities.

    The skirt would also be cute if it were shorter, as others have suggested, but I like it as is just as well. The top goes with it in an interesting but not headache-inducing way, though if I were to wear the skirt, I’d simplify and wear a simple white or red tank (probably) and some coordinating flat sandals.

  13. Sandra
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    Aw, c’mon, y’all. Can’t you see the girl is wearing a tribute to Richard Harris?
    Click here and all will be explained.

  14. Vandalfan
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    Those look like Dutch wooden shoes. If the skirt was shorter, no longer than her knee, the kick pleats would work and she could go power-walking, or playing tennis.

  15. esther p.
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    yellow hooves … i can’t.

  16. Bella
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    I kinda like this, except those awful shoes.

  17. Jane
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    I don’t get it – she’s got a beautiful face, slamming body, tons of money. With all that going for her, how hard does she work to look so dadgummed fugly Every. Single. Time.?