I have never said this before, ever, and maybe never will again: This fantastic dress SO makes me want to be a teenager again.
Except when I was a teenager, I never would have dressed this well, ever — but then, if I got to go back with all the knowledge I have now, I could fab myself up and then leave everyone with the most stirring memories of my awesomeness. It’s really unfortunate that time-travel and astral rewinds have not been invented as pleasure sports. What the hell else are scientists doing that’s so freaking important anyway? Sheesh.