SAG Awards Red Carpet Live-Blog


SAG Awards time! Yes, indeed, it’s time for the one awards show that says, “Screw you, writers and editors. Actors don’t get ENOUGH CREDIT in this town!” Let’s see what everyone decided to wear. If you want to play along, we’re watching — of course — E!, featuring Giuliana Rancic and Kelly Osbourne, and Ross Mathews. They should have used Louise Roe again, but whatever show she last did, she gave actual honest opinions, so that may explain her absence.

3:00 p.m. Did Ross just say someone is announcing her engagement announcement? You know it’s a downmarket awards show when Ryan doesn’t even show up.

3:01 p.m: Giuliana looks good tonight. Kelly also looks cute, actually. NO ONE ELSE is there yet.

3:03 p.m: Seriously.  The SAGs does not need to have a two-hour long red carpet.

3:06 p.m: Shall we talk about figure-skating while we wait? I love that Ashley Wagner.

3:10 p.m.:  What is going on right now? Matt Czuchry just “opened the red carpet” with a toast. Maybe I’M drinking and I don’t know it.

3:12 p.m.: WHAT IF THEY THROW THE SAGS AND NO ONE SHOWS UP??

3:18 p.m.: Katrina Bowden is wearing a nude straplessAmsale, and contrary to the rumor that the engagement announcement is Regina King and THEOOOOOOO Huxtable, it appears to be Katrina. But she made her boyfriend hang back off-camera until Giuliana called him over. Neither of them seems that excited about it? Her story is like, “He asked me? And I was like, yes?” Poor Keith Powell, her co-star, is sort of stuck doing nothing while she talks.

3:20 p.m.: Ashlee Simpson is there with her boyfriend from Boardwalk Empire. We were shocked until we made that connection. But first: Julianna with Giuliana. La Margulies is wearing Calvin Klein. It looks lilac, with lacy… you know, it kind of reminds us of what Katrina Bowden just had on, but she looks beautiful. Her face is really hard to argue with, you know? And she knows how to highlight it.

3:23 p.m.: G keeps asking J about George Clooney, and she’s gracious about it, but you know she must be tired of those questions. Meanwhile, Octavia Spencer and Josh Hopkins from Cougar Town show up together — just friends — and she’s in a Tadashi Shoji that looks grey, or maybe taupe. Her face looks lovely but we’re not wild about the dress being dishwater-colored. Weirdly, Giuliana makes Octavia watch a tape of herself watching herself get the Golden Globe, which is so strange. Josh Hopkins is being very complimentary, though, and so we hope that they turn out to be secret lovers.

3:25 p.m.: Ellie Kemper looks so pretty! It’s a teal color, sparkly, and her hair is in a ponytail. She’s darling. Meanwhile, we see Ty Burrell with a short-haired lady and both of us were like, “PLEASE GOD CAN HE BE SECRETLY HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MICHELLE WILLIAMS,” but we suspect it’s his wife, who may instead just have taken a photo of Michelle Williams to the salon and been like, “Lindley me up.”

3:30 p.m.: Ashlee is wearing Jenny Packham — it’s black and has what looks like a tulle overlay with sparkles on it? We can’t tell but we’re also not doing it justice. We will say that she seems to have gotten the hair under control. She ALSO has the boobs out, and after endless and ultimately meaningless blather about Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy, we finally, FINALLY move on to Kate Flannery of The Office, who looks fabulous in either royal blue or purple. Talk about someone who hides her light under a very drunk bushel at her day job.

3:33 p.m.: Armie Hammer’s hair is exactly like every boy we ever loved in seventh grade. This is not a compliment. He’s got that duck bill thing where the back is so long it’s curling up at his collar. Giuliana lamely attempts to get dish on their marriage — guess what? They said it’s fine! — while we see Julie Bowen in fuchsia. There might be a cape? We would so much rather investigate that than listen to Armie Hammer and his wife discuss recipes for red velvet yada-yada.

3:35 p.m.: Kelly Osbourne takes a moment to swoon over Ashlee Simpson in a way that is SO out of character for her — seriously, did you EVER think you’d hear Kelly Osbourne pant, “Ashlee looks… she just looks like a woman“? Kelly is also shocked that Diane Lane apparently looks amazing. Why is that? Has she never seen Diane Lane before?

3:36 p.m.: Ross Mathews apparently just quoted lines from Models Inc. to Linda Grey, which makes us wonder if maybe, MAYBE, he might have some use in this world. They do show a hilarious old clip of Brad Pitt on Dallas. Patrick Duffy just said, “I found out I directed that episode. I had no idea he was in it.” Ha! We also just accidentally called him Patrick Ewing at first, and let us say, we would LOVE to see the episode of Dallas that Patrick Ewing directs. There’s still time! It’s coming back!

3:38 p.m.: Rose Byrne has chopped off her hair – it’s a banged bob, and it looks nice on her. We were all set to like this white sparkly dress until we realized IT IS NOT A DRESS. It is a jumpsuit and we can’t see her feet. Giuliana basically asks her if she’s a bitch like in Bridesmaids or nice like on Damages, and Rose decides she is both, depending on whether she is talking to her mother or not. I wonder if her mother is sitting somewhere going, “AND HOW.” But Rose does come off very gregarious and charming. But Rose says she loves jumpsuits — hers is Elie Saab — and so that may end our girl crush before it begins.

3:43 p.m.: Julie Bowen looks quite nice in a purple Temperley with an open back. Now we get to have the endless talk where she blathers on about how she only works out by chasing her kids, right?

3:46 p.m.: I wish I had a dollar for the number of times I tell Ross to shut up. He’s waxing poetic to Blossom about Blossom. She SO DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT BLOSSOM, DUDE.  She looks…fine. And is incredibly underwhelmed by Ross, it seems.

3:48 p.m: Jon Cryer. SNOOZE. Sorry, Duckie, I still love you, but…come on. We do not really care unless you are going to break out into song.

3:50 p.m: Hey, did we mention that Kristin Wiig is wearing a GIANT CHOKER WITH A HALTER? She is.  It’s terrible. Viola Davis, on the other hand, just called “Giuliana” “Julia,” and has BROUGHT THE BOOBS OUT.  She looks pretty in an understated (!) Marchesa, and we love her. On the other hand, Jayma Mays is wearing a dress that’s great from the front and possibly terrible from the back, with a lace insert. We see Lea Michele arrive, as well. She’s wearing a colorless dress and her hair is down.  Can’t tell what the dress actually looks like, though. Maybe it’s insane on the bottom! Cross your fingers! We also get a glimpse of Michelle Williams, who is in RED and might look great. PLEASE LOOK GREAT, MICHELLE.

3:55 p.m.: The ads for Kim and Kourtney Take New York SERIOUSLY make it sound like Kim Kard dies at the end, from the music cues. We come back from the ad to see Wiig. She looks terrible. A CHOKER WITH A HALTER. Is she covering up a hickey? Vampire bites? What the hell is going on here? Terrible, terrible, terrible styling.

3:57 p.m.: Ariel Winter looks adorable and age-apropos again. YAY.  And bless Wiig for doing a little bit just now where she purposefully walked in front of the camera. That was, in fact, funny.

3:58 p.m.: The Return of Matthew Lillard is kind of entertaining. Is that wrong? I have love for him from how amusing he was in She’s All That.

4:00 p.m.: Jonah Hill SO CLEARLY doesn’t want to be talking to Giuliana, which makes me laugh. He’s being a good sport, but there is an undercurrent of, “I can’t believe I’m talking to you” in his mien.  We decided we like him now. Not just because of THAT, but that part was funny.

4:02 p.m.: If Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon get divorced because she has gotten a tat of their initials — seen in her orange dress — I WILL RAGE. She looks good in an orange Pucci — simple, but super body con. She tells G not to take relationship advice from celebs, which might be the smartest thing ever said on E!

4:05 p.m.: Michelle Williams looks good in red Valentino — we wish her shoes weren’t so matchy-matchy, but, you know, details — and the neckline is not a tight crewneck, which feels like a total win for her.  THANK GOD.

4:11 p.m.: We are unsure whether an entire show based on Dwight Schrute is going to work. Generally the wacky characters work best in a secondary way, and when you overuse them it becomes tired. His beet farm is just such a character.

4:13 p.m.: Melissa McCarthy might look good! Her hair is great. The dress is a basic blue shift with a drape around the boobs, but it’s elegant. And it may be one of the most flattering things she’s ever worn. We wish her husband was wearing SHAUN WHITE HOODIES AND DEEEENIM. (That will never get old to us. Ever. For what it’s worth, he DOES appear to be in a bow tie made of tin foil.) Amusingly, Ross just told Melissa McCarthy to look over at George Clooney because he just arrived. And he did. And Stacy Keibler was giving a really warm greeting to a beautiful brunette in emerald who turned out to be Emily Blunt. We love the idea of them being besties.

4:15 p.m.: Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones is in a very elaborate and heavy-looking black and white dress. We first thought it was Keira Knightley, then Leighton Meester. Emilia, meanwhile, just looked depressed, possibly because she is neither of those people, but probably just because her dress weighs twenty pounds.

4:16 p.m.: Amber Riley went tea length, but it’s got a GIANT BOW on the front, like she’s heading off to the soda shop before the sock hop. So precious.

4:18 p.m.: Why are everyone’s shoes dyed to match their dresses? I know Bridesmaids is a popular movie and all, but this is pushing it. Sofia Vergara is also in Marchesa, and it’s one of the most understated Marchesas ever. We didn’t even know those words could be used together. It’s hot pink with a large detail om the bodice, but that’s about it. She is hilarious to me, though. She seems like the person on that cast who you most want to get stuck in an elevator with, for sure. Because she’d entertain the hell out of you, AND she would GET IT DONE in terms of summoning help.

4:26 p.m.: Clooney and Stacy Keibler are there. She’s in black lace, very demure. It’s ALSO Marchesa. Man, they are working OVERTIME to try and get better press — methinks somebody is tired of everyone calling their dresses vomitous messes.

4:28 p.m.: Giuliana actually asks Clooney if he would ever drop trou in a movie. He handles it amusingly — “I’m 50, it’s getting my trou up that’s the problem” — and yet also, that doesn’t mean anything, nor make any sense. Giuliana then presents him with a floral necklace and says she’s always wanted to “lei” him, and everyone laughs like she’s Melissa McCarthy in act one of Bridesmaids. Kevin McHale of Glee, meanwhile, has done some kind of strange punk-Bieber thing with his hair, and it scares me.

4:32 p.m.: Emily Blunt cutely was hanging back during John Krasinski’s interview, until G pulled her forward. Her green is pretty, as a color, but we’re undecided on the design of the dress.  John and Emily are SO CUTE together. We love it when a celeb couple is not afraid to be like, “Yes, we’re married, and we aren’t afraid to enjoy that fact in public.”

4:33 p.m.: Jane Lunch always looks the exact same at all these functions. Great color, and she’s attractive, but it’s hard to muster up raves. They do cut to her at the Globes juggling on the Glam Cam, which is kind of amusing. Giuliana and Jane are about to have a juggle-off. Yes, we jut wrote that sentence. It’s sort of cute. Giuliana won, too. She actually CAN juggle. Is this the dawn of a new RESPECT for Giuliana? … Probably not, but props nonetheless.

4:36 p.m.: Angelina alert! She’s in a slinky… is it midnight blue? Black? … nightie-like gown that’s a nice contrast to the Oscars — you can’t do that every time — but still is not a caftan. Giuliana is right (we know, we know, we can’t believe we’re saying it either): When you have that face, sometimes you don’t really need to jump through so many hoops. From a distance, she looked polished but relaxed; we’ll see if we get her close-up… There may be a reason that, when they’re ever on the red carpet, they’re interviewed by Ryan (who isn’t here).

4:40 p.m.:  Angelina Jolie  is wearing a black halter that might be LEATHER? That would be terribly Angie of her. Meryl Streep is actually talking to Giuliana. She looks…pretty good, actually? In a gray gown. She is NOT wearing a banana clip, nor is she wearing a Western shirt, so points for that. Chastain is wearing a gorgeous blue, but the cut of the dress is maybe not super flattering? This is the time in the telecast where all the REAL celebs arrive and RUN IN and we can’t see anything they’re wearing.

4:42 p.m.: Dianna Agron looks fine in a raspberry. Tina Fey looks….also fine in a black strapless. Chord Overstreet looks like Chord Overstreet. Nancy Wall — Mrs Steve Carrell — looks lovely in purple. She always looks nice, actually.

4:44pm: Zoe Saldana looks interesting in white? She can kind of pull-off a lot of things but….maybe not this? There appears to be a poncho?  We are concerned.

4:50 pm: BRAD PITT IS ACTUALLY TALKING TO GIULIANA AND ROSS. HOLY GOD, HE WANTS THAT OSCAR. He wants BAD. I also would like to note that E! didn’t have sound for the first few seconds of this interview — which is kind of a screw-up, considering. Giuliana is totally steamed at Ross just won’t shut up yammering at Brad. She’s clearly like, “SHUT UP ROSS AND LET ME TALK TO BRAD.” We’d like to take a moment and note that Brad Pitt IS really good in Moneyball, and he just said some really nice stuff about the little girl who played his kid in the movie. I seriously just can’t even believe he spoke to them, and Angelina is up next. They’re talking to them SEPARATELY?

4:54 pm: Holy cow, Ross just introduced Angelina to G. Brad REALLY wants the Oscar. Angie’s in a black halter and her jewelry is pretty groovy.  Ross will NOT stop running these interviews and Giuliana seems STEAMED, and is only reading Twitter questions, which we suspect are all pre-approved.  Angie literally just called Ross “sweetheart.”

5:00 pm: Emma Stone’s black McQueen is tea-length. It’s adorable. And we’re happy to go out on her — that kid’s a peach. Thanks for hanging out with us! And come back tomorrow for all the dish on everyone’s outfits.

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Comments (146):

  1. lori
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    I searched everywhere and I’m not getting SAG red carpet coverage!!!

    • lori
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      Nevermind; the FiOS channel guide was lying. Thank goodness! I tuned it just in time to hear Kelly Osbourne say she’s wearing “Bagly Mischka.”

  2. Jessica
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    E!

  3. Ginny
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    Ross Matthews is quite insufferable! Did he just call Guiliana GG? And if I saw Zooey Deschanel with Bradley Cooper I would commit.

    • Kristen B
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      I’ve decided that Ross Matthews is the gay version of Stepin Fetchit: the gay ‘clown’ who helps to re-enforce the stereotype of the flaming queen. Guh.

  4. Kristen B
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    Yeah. Nobody’s there yet, so they’re talking about what people wore to the Globes, and what they *might* wear tonight. UGH. Just start broadcasting at 7, mmmkay?

  5. Sajorina
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    Hey guys, I’m right here with you! I love that Ross is dressed head to toe in H&M!!!

    • sarrible
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      A friend of mine wore a navy blue H&M tux for his wedding, and I’m tempted to needle him that Ross is wearing the same thing. He really hates awards shows.

  6. crookedE
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    I really wish Kelly Osbourne would do something about that hair color. I just can’t take it.

    • milaxx
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      The hair looks a tiny bit better. Not as Golden Girls grey, more pale pink/lavender rinse. At least it’s styled nice.

  7. Ginny
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    Does Giuliana have to be THAT intense about her love for Clooney? He’s probably really afraid by now

  8. milaxx
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    I bet Ryan makes an appearance around 7pm. I’m also going to guess Regina King & Malcolm Jamal Warner announce their engagement tonight.

  9. Shiny
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    Ryan likes ‘em young…SAG’s not his thing.

  10. lori
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    GFY has seriously broken my brain. I was thinking about my channel guide lying and suddenly I had the name of a terrible Lifetime movie in my head: “Lies FiOS Told Me: Not Without My SAGs.”

    • Sajorina
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      Hahaha!!! That’s AWESOME! Btw, I totally watched “The Pregnancy Project” last night!

  11. lori
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    Is it Kelly’s accent, or is she really that dense that she things it’s “Bagly Mischka” instead of Badgley Mischka? She keeps saying bagly.

    • Shiny
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      Posing as a fashion expert – she accidentally smudged her cog notes a la Otis in Superman.

  12. crookedE
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    Speaking of SAGs, the champagne toast lady could have used a supportive undergarment.

  13. Dusty
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    Yo Fug Girls!

    Is there any way to make your posts go newest to oldest? I know, I’m lazy, I don’t want to madly scroll down each time I hit refresh. Or what about autorefresh?

    Love you gals.

  14. Bella
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    Ugh! Kelly still has the strange colored hair. But I do like the style.

  15. lori
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    Aw, Katrina Bowden is so cute.

  16. Willow
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    OMG! Kelly Osbourne in Not Looking Horrendous Shocker!

    • sarrible
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      I really do not like her tattoos, though. The big blocky one on her arm is so obtrusive.

      • Willow
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        oh I agree, but at least in the photo you can’t see them too well, but yeah, they are eyesores.

  17. Ginny
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    HOLD ON. I thought they said a huge celebrity was announcing their engagement? Katrina Bowden is lovely and all but i’m pretty sure I haven’t seen her on 30 rock for a long long time.

  18. Ginny
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    Nikolaj Coster-Waldau HELLOOOO CHRISTMAS!

  19. crookedE
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    Octavia Spencer looks beautiful. Love the hair/earring combination.

  20. Sajorina
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    I hope Melissa McCarthy takes notes from Octavia… SERIOUSLY!

  21. lori
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    Yay for Ellie Kemper in color! And aw, she’s engaged now too!

  22. crookedE
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    Ellie Kemper’s dress looks like sparkly Astroturf. Maybe she is wearing it in honor of the Superbowl.

  23. sarrible
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    Julianna Margulies’s bodice seems constructed similar to the dress she wore at the Emmys, that it’s all stiff and standing out from her body. I think I hate it.

  24. Ginny
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    Why is Vincent Piazza not embarrassed to be dating Ashlee Simpson? Is she serious now?

  25. Lisa
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    PLEASE tell me you’re going to do a Figure Skating National Championships recap. Rachel Flat’s tiny skirt strikes AGAIN! I too also like A. Wags. she’s feisty, i dig that.

    • sarrible
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      Ooh, and one of the boys looked like the missing Hanson brother! He was so awkward it hurt me to watch.

  26. crookedE
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    A Simp looks very pretty. Digging the hair.

  27. Ginny
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    Kate Flannery will never not be Meredith to me. I only see her as drunk and not wearing underwear

  28. Ginny
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    Who thinks up these uncomfortable questions for Giuliana to ask? She’s going to tell Armie Hammer he looked good in his mugshot soon.

  29. sarrible
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    OH MY GOD DIANE LANE IT’S JUST NOT FAIR.

  30. Miranda
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    You guys I feel like you’re watching a different broadcast from me? I am seeing people you’re not talking about and you’re talking about people I haven’t seen. Ugh, life has NO PURPOSE. (False.)

    • Jessica
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      Are you watching E?

      • Miranda
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        I am. It seems to have somewhat straightened out; I think maybe mine is on a delay from yours a little, possibly due to being on the East Coast. There are still some discrepancies, but fewer and fewer as we go along, which supports my time-delay theory.

        Thanks for your concern!

      • Miranda
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        See, this is the weirdness I am talking about! I have been basically synced up with you guys, but I am just now seeing Julianna Margulies for the first time! Craziness. None of this matters, I just like to explain things.

  31. Sajorina
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    I’ve already seen like 8 white dresses… Is there a wedding theme to these SAGs?

  32. Ginny
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    NO JUMPSUIT NO!!!!

  33. Erin
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    Sweet Mother of all that’s holy. Rose Byrne in a sparkly jumpsuit. And I still cannot get past the Austrailian accent…

    • Erin
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      And Wiig is in dishwater… AGAIN. Can someone please get her a stylist? Or at least a BGF who will go shopping with her and smack her hand if she reaches for another blah neutral dress? Will no one think of the children?!

    • Mahastee
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      Well she IS Australian. Would you prefer she faked it?

  34. crookedE
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    If Rose Byrne’s jumpsuit was not a jumpsuit, it would be very pretty.

  35. Ginny
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    Who knew that Kristen Wiig was into S & M? Giuliana’s mean girls reaction was hilarious.

  36. Erin
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    Do they have the camera crew and directors from The Soup running this show? The reactions from the peanut gallery are killing me.

  37. crookedE
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    Damn Viola Davis is killing it.

  38. Shiny
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    Love Rose Byrne as Maude Lebowski.

  39. lori
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    Ross Matthews must be stopped.

  40. lori
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    Michelle Williams is not in a crew neck!

  41. Willow
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    Finally a Marchesa dress that doesn’t look like it’s trying to rip out someone’s ribcage or eat their flesh!

    Viola Davis has done the unimaginable.

  42. Genevieve
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    Viola Davis looks gorgeous.

    But Giuliana’s questions are worse than usual. Had to mute my TV.

    • Dusty
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      Poor G is more annoying than ever. It’s hard to believe a person could be so bad at a job and keep doing it.

  43. Lisa
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    Giuliana, no one wants to see a Bridemaids 2…stop right now. and that choker is awful!

  44. Ginny
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    Glam Cam makes me so dizzy

  45. lori
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    Matthew Lillard is still doing things?

    • Fuh Ugh
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      He was in The Descendants (for which intern George is nominated for the big one…)

  46. Willow
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    oh Kristen Wiig, so much NO, so very much NO!

  47. Sajorina
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    OMG, Kaley Cuoco is wearing a comforter!

    • Willow
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      oh Kaley Cuoco, powder blue princess gowns will never be OK. Cinderella killed them for everyone

      • sarrible
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        Meh, I kind of like it. But I enjoy poofy princessy shit.

      • Audrey Jo
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        You can do it if you are young and a princess. That color goes with her face and her tan nicely

  48. Erin
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    Jonah Hill seems to be really thin-skinned. Has he never heard of Hollywood gossip pundits? I laughed at his feud with Matt Morrison, but taking offense because people were surprised that you, an actor whose first big role was a high schooler who was obsessed with drawing genitalia, were nominated for an Oscar?! Give me a break.

    • lane
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      I can’t stand him! And I know he lost a boatload of weight bc Brad Pitt told him too and all, but do his clothes still always look too small on him? I can’t decide if they do or if it’s just me hating on him.

  49. Unstable Isotope
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    Julie Bowen talking to GiGi about her butt – UNCOMFORTABLE

  50. Ginny
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    Jonah Hill HATES Giuliana

  51. lori
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    I actually like Kaley’s dress.

    I want to see the back of Michelle’s dress.

  52. Unstable Isotope
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    Stop the presses! Michelle Williams is wearing a color.

  53. crookedE
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    Michelle Williams looks perfect.

  54. Sajorina
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    Favorites so far: Michelle Williams, Jayma Mays, Ariel Winter & Ashley Simpson (who knew?)!!!

  55. Alice
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    I love how every celebrity looks terrified when talking to Guiliana, it’s like she’s a giant mantis…. Oh.

  56. lori
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    “A Screen Actor’s Guild award can be a career-maker.”

    It’s cute when people act like the SAGs are real awards.

  57. lori
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    I love Melissa McCarthy, but her dress is so boring. She’s so much better than that dress.

  58. crookedE
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    I wish Melissa McCarthy was wearing a color, but the cut of the dress seems good.

  59. Erin
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    How stinking cute are Melissa McCarthy and her hubby?

  60. Sajorina
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    Melissa McCarthy’s husband looks like Robin Williams in “The Birdcage”!

  61. sarrible
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    Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones has brown hair now, and I don’t think anyone is going to recognize her. She should’ve accessorized with Boob Dragon and Shoulder Dragon.

    • Mel Duff
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      HAHAHA! I didn’t know who that was until you referenced the aureola gargoyle.

  62. Ginny
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    Giuliana STOP calling everyone sweetie!! It is so embarrassing. Saying “Daaaaaahling” to Greg Kinnear was equally bad.

  63. Sajorina
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    I love Colin Hanks! And, Sofia Vergara looks PERFECT… in Marchesa?

  64. Willow
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    Amber Riley has gift wrapped her boobs. Oh dear, I think it might also be a Marchesa.

  65. camille
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    GIULIANA THAT IS ENOUGH OUT OF YOU. How can E not find someone less awkward and with actual interview skills? I feel serious anxiety watching these uncomfortable interviews. “Michelle Williams, where is your daughter right now?” SO CREEPY

  66. Sajorina
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    What’s wrong with the universe? I love Stacy Keibler in Marchesa!!! WTF?

  67. jean
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    Such true words ladies “Because she’d entertain the hell out of you, AND she would GET IT DONE in terms of summoning help.” I know Sofia is EVERYWHERE right now, but girlfriend seems to know that being hot doesn’t last forever. She doesn’t seem entitled like J.Lo. Her role is to be entertaining and dammit, she WILL entertain.

  68. laura
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    I can not stand Kelly’s hair!!! seriously! What is that gross grey color? ew

  69. lori
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    Guiliana is just so embarrassing.

  70. jean
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    Wasn’t grey hair in fashion in Japan like a decade ago? It’s an homage.

  71. Ky
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    Emily Blunt has a bit of pregnancy glow going, no?

  72. Sajorina
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    John Krasinski & Emily Blunt are so awesome together! They both look AMAZING!

  73. Willow
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    Angelina looks like she’s been dunked in oil, and I mean this in an entirely positive way, it looks like it’s made of liquid.

  74. Ria
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    While the concept of pockets in gowns is GENIUS, the overall effect is one of lessening the fancy, right?

  75. sarrible
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    Giuliana interviewing Meryl Streep is basically unstitching the fabric of American life. Shut uuuuuuuupp Giuliana!

  76. Willow
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    are Stacy Keibler and Emma Stone wearing the same dress? They are practically identical.

  77. lori
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    Love that color on Dianna Agron!

  78. Ria
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    Oh, look! Dianna Agron came dressed as Kirsten Dunst!

  79. Sajorina
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    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Emma Stone! Jessica Chastain is gorgeous in blue! Also like Naya Rivera… so sparkly!

  80. Unstable Isotope
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    Has retiring from The Office been good for Steve Carrell? Because he looks GREAT (as does Nancy Walls).

  81. Unstable Isotope
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    I’m embarrassed for Giuliana, frankly.

  82. Sajorina
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    Ooooohhhhhh, Shailene Woodley just took my breath away! That dress is BEAUTIFUL!

  83. Willow
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    We need to put an end to Giuliana’s interviewing career, a baby panda would be better at this.

  84. Willow
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    Zoe Saldana looks like she wearing a Gown, Poncho, Gym Vest hybrid. I am confused.

  85. crookedE
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    The Jason Wu for Target line looks very promising.

  86. Unstable Isotope
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    Angelina looks pretty nice I think.

  87. Ria
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    So, does Ross know something we don’t, or is he really not aware that they’re not married?

  88. Erin
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    Hahahaha — that woman in the white dress who was photobombing the Angelina interview was just shooed away.

  89. Sajorina
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    I really dislike Meryl & Zoe’s dresses… Meryl looks like she’s wearing living room curtains over a long sleeved t-shirt from The Gap and Zoe looks like she’s wearing a shower curtain over an Old Navy tank top!

  90. Cat
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    I saw a side view of Lea Michele’s dress… damn, could that slit be any higher?! Yikes. It was sort of terrifying.

  91. Sajorina
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    Brad & Angelina are so charming! LOVE THEM!!!

  92. LoriK
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    Elie Saab makes jumpsuits?! Why????? Seriously, I think I may cry. At the very least I need a stiff drink.

  93. Sara
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    I’m assuming that “Jane Lunch” was a hunger induced typo? Because it’s wonderful.

  94. Katherine Brenes
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    my favorite was Emily BLunt……she look better than anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and good for Kelly

  95. Audrey Jo
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    OMG! Kaley Cuoco is SOOO prettYYYYY!!!!

  96. Fuh Ugh
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    SWINTON puts the goddess in the goddess dress.

    Also, Shailene Woodley nailed it.

  97. just me
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    I’m gonna say the emperor has no clothes on – anyone who praised Angelina Jolie’s appearance tonight – are we looking at the same thing! I know it’s all about personal opinions, but she looked especially emaciated tonight, her eyes look hollowed out and that dress looked like it’s made of some cheap plastic, garbage bag material, that was found in the aftermath of the oil spill. And I feel the same – Pitt is going majorly overboard in his Oscar build up attempts.
    Sofia Vergara looked stunning tonight, as always. Shailene Woodley looked pretty. I didn’t like the front of Emma Stone’s dress but her face is exquisite. Diana Lane is ageless, stunning color, love her.
    Emily Blunt and John Krasinski and Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon were the best couples – looks wise as well as for the palpable chemistry.

    • mandiann
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      Yeah, every picture of Angelina I saw left me thinking she needs to eat a sandwich – or two or ten. Like more than normal. The baubles are pretty though.

    • kerry
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      Agreed. Though Angie looked like she was wearing a black trash bag. Awful. What happened after her Golden Globes improvement? She even looked less emaciated at the Globes, but here? Not so much.

  98. Psyche
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    I think Kaley rocks the princess look, but her co-star, Mayim, has my favorite accessory of the night. That frog bracelet is way cool.

    Angie looks… like Angie. Black. Leathery. Blahblahblah. Hope Brad goes win an Oscar, though. Has he ever won for anything?

    The entire cast of “The Help” was rocking it. And Viola Davis’s speech, when they cut to a crying C. Tyson, had me tearing up a little.

  99. Jocelyn
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    Anyone else think lovely Emily Blunt was hiding a baby bump? Lots of ruching on the dress and arms and bag across her tummy during the interview with Giuliana. Maybe I’m just hoping…

  100. Andrew S.
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    LOL great stuff! And I while I love you guys more than anything I can’t believe you hate my Ross Matthews! he’s PRECIOUS!

  101. Diane
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    The only thing that I can remember from the pre-show on E! is how Ross Mathews was dominating the conversations with Brad and Angie. It was embarrassing and annoying. He couldn’t stop chattering on and on and on. It was a horror. And he’s not all that interesting or intelligent so please shut this guy up.

  102. jean
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    I think doing two hours of smalltalk isn’t easy. Tim Gunn struggled when he worked the red carpet. Mean people like Kathy Griffith can’t get celebs to talk to her. Roger Ebert wasn’t bad because he had actually seen the movies. I think someone like Jimmy Fallon would be good. He’s quick, relaxed, celebrity friendly, and camera friendly. But red carpet is probably beneath his pay grade now.

  103. Lisa
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    You know what would have livened things up enormously? Paula Patton acting all crazy. Someone should have told her that Giuliana was going to spend the first 15 minutes talking to some actress nobody knows by name. She could have owned that spot, blowing kisses and vamping like a lunatic!