We saw her briefly in the dudes slideshow, with Jerry O’Connell, but I thought this Idan Cohen dress deserved a second peek. Because WHAT. HAS TRANSPIRED. WITH THIS GARMENT. Rebecca has assured Natalie Portman that she won’t be in the weirdest off-white gown of the night. Her elbows are wearing chef’s toques. Is this the new Chopped All-Stars? Is it Rebecca Romijn’s wrists versus the right ring and pinky finger of Melinda Clarke versus the clavicle of someone who was on The Sopranos, all trying to topple the nasolabial fold of the guy who played Doogie Howser’s best friend? Can’t wait.