For a long moment, I thought the access pass on the woman behind Salma was a price tag hanging off her dress. And then I realized that (a) it’s not, and (b) this is custom Gucci and she’s married to the man who owns Gucci, so this dress was, you know. Not something she had to go buy.

I don’t….hate it? I sort of makes me crave lemon cake, and the detailing at her shoulder makes her look vaguely as if a weird bird decided he wanted to be her Plus One to this event, and then got real tired and decided to take a nap. But the truth is that this is probably the best she’s looked in…well, definitely this year. Should we be grading on a curve?