SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian


This doesn’t seem all that bad from certain angles.

But now take a look at it from another side:

I think the skirt might be… translucent? And What is the bodice doing? I seriously doubt Kim Kardashian’s left boob has just challenged the right one to a race where the finish line is at her navel. So there is really no good reason for it to look like it’s hanging lower. DOES it? I don’t know. If so, that’s fine. But that’s why God made supportive undergarments. He really cares. I think that was on one of the stone tablets Moses dropped on his way up the mountain: “Thou shalt not juggle thy breasts unfairly.” Truth.

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Comments (61):

  1. Maria L.
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    I don’t care if it’s Marchesa, but it looks like it comes from the neighborhood bridal boutique. And her makeup is weird. And I am so tired of all of them.

  2. mary lou bethune
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    why are those karfuffles, those ridiculous girls who have not worked a day in their lives, those shoppers of wretched excess even there?
    let’s have a boycott of the following this month:
    she who must not be named- SP
    the karfuffles
    any teen aged”singer”
    LL

    please

  3. Willow
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    The colour is gorgeous! I just want to wrap myself up in it and pretend to be royalty though the cutout and embellishing on the dress just make it look trashy.

    Also the hair, what is going on there?

  4. a
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    Points for the gorgeous color, though.

  5. Fuh Ugh
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    Massive fug on this – and this is a girl who looks good at the nail salon, coming from the gym with no makeup, in a sex tape! Someone really had to work hard to make her look this frumpy. Even her boobs are sad!

  6. Jeroen
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    The latest trick of a Kardashian (after a couple of years of exposure to the name, I still read it as Shenanigan)… optical illusion breasts.

  7. Kate
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    Uh, why was she there again??

  8. Lina
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    …so, I’m guessing she and her stylist had a spat?

  9. Stefanie
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    I love the color and Im happy her makeup wasn’t applied with a putty knife like it normally is!

  10. Jill
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    I love the color on her, but that’s where it ends. The cutouts aren’t flattering, there isn’t enough lining in the skirt and sometimes all the strapless bras in the world can’t support a girl. Plus, is it a weird hair and makeup combo, or is she messing around with her face?

    As useless as she is, Kim Kardashian does have a pretty face and I hope she knows better then to mess it all up before she turns 30.

  11. DC
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    That looks like a cheap silk sheet. Bless her heart.

  12. AndersonicTK421
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    @ Kate: YES!

    WHY IS SHE THERE???

  13. Noire
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    Is it just me or does she look exhausted?

  14. Nina
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    The color is dazzling, I’ll give her that.

    I like the dress in theory, but I think she’s too curvy to pull it off. The one shoulder would have been enough, but that extra cutout is unnecessary. All the emphasis upstairs puts more attention on her chest and she’s not flat to begin with. In the end, she looks cheap.

  15. Shnaggi
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    The color here is the only redeeming factor….Busty Bridesmaid yet again ..Marchesa thou shalt Not venture into the red carpet….
    Construction “F”
    Concept “F”
    Cardashian “F”

  16. granny
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    NO KARDASHIANS!

  17. ab
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    jill, she is thirty.

    i love the color and agree it’s not the most flattering dress, especially on someone who looks good with wet hair. speaking of hair, i agree with the other commenters…that’s where she is really lacking.

  18. Sally
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    Shnaggi-, love.

  19. Megan
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    I thought the first shot/angle was worse. I didn’t realize there was a cutout in the back/right side. Gross! I expected better from her. The color plus the bedazzling plus the cutouts – sorry Kim, the idea is to ramp it UP not sink down.

  20. Megan
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    I thought the first shot/angle was worse. I didn’t realize there was a cutout in the back/right side. Gross! I expected better from her. The color plus the bedazzling plus the cutouts – sorry Kim, the idea is to ramp it UP not sink down.

  21. Edith
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    It’s a beautiful color, and I agree with Stefanie that the lighter makeup is a welcome change on her. The fabric, though, not to mention the embellishment and the cut-out and the lack of construction really do make this dress look very Dress Barn.

    Also, didn’t she famously declare herself over one-sleeved dresses? Apparently that doesn’t extend to those with one strap… She’s lovely (she shouldn’t be there, but she’s lovely), but she needs dresses with more structure, and with straps (2) so that she can wear a regular, boob-hefting bra. Anything like this leaves her looking shapeless (!), droopy and sloppy.

  22. Claire's mom
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    Why, why, WHY do those blessed with big chests wear high-cut tops? This is a big no-no because it lumps her two Ho Ho’s into one giant loaf of of meh. This whole sad mess would work if 1) the dress was lower cut than Aunt Carol’s rehearsal dinner muumuu, and 2) she had something shiny going on on her ears or around her neck. Maybe those changes would take care of 3) sourpuss.

  23. Claire's mom
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    Oh, wait, I thought I was commenting on Jenna Fisher. Kim Kardashian? OK, I’ve lost interest.

  24. LoriK
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    I agree with everyone who said that the color is wonderful and everything else about it is terrible. I also agree with those who are sick of all of the Kardashians and have no idea when she was even at this thing or why anyone has the slightest interest in any of them.

  25. anonymoose
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    ditto, LoriK. and i’ll raise ya this: WTF is with all the exposed flaps and folds of skin at the armpits? doesn’t this vain vapid being have a MIRROR? for being 30, that’s a lot of excess flappy flab to be showing off…. NOW GO HOME.

  26. una
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    I LOVE the fact that her makeup is toned down. She doesnt need it. The dress for some reason is not very flattering.

  27. renata
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    she’s starting to remind me of mae west

  28. Bella
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    Not a fan of the dress or any of the plasticated K’s. Please make them go away.

  29. CL Stantonova
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    Why is this trashy fat-ass trollop attending this to-do? I don’t recall seeing her in any films (thanks be to Goddess).

    xoxo

  30. Jesica
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    I think she took the SAG awards too seriously! badumpbump!

  31. CL Stantonova
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    Postscript: Please make the Kardasshians move to another solar system. Thanks ever so much!

    xoxo

  32. Lori
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    I tried on a shirt yesterday that had gather-y fabric on one boob but not the other, with exactly the same effect: completely lopsided-looking. Unflattering.

    And yes, please make the Kardashians go away.

  33. Newb
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    U*G*L*Y You ain’t got no alibi…well, you see where this is headed. Just horrid.

  34. sasha
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    Why was she there? Why is she anywhere? Enough already.

  35. nichole
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    Gorgeous color. That’s about all that’s good about it. AND WHY WAS SHE THERE? I still can’t figure out how she ended up there in the first place?

  36. Cat
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    First, I don’t get why Kim K is even at the SAG awards. Second, the color is wonderful. A+. Third, this is not the right dress for her.

  37. katie
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    I love the color, but hate all the cut outs and embellishments. Also why is she wearing those earrings with that much bling on the dress?? Don’t like her makeup either, she looks tired IMO.

  38. Laura
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    why do we care about these non-celebs? what have they DONE for the world besides cloud it with naked photos and sex tapes?

  39. Kelly O
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    Count me in agreement – color is fabulous, everything else, not so much.

    And seriously… what is it she does again? I mean, she cannot actually run a boutique what with all her modeling (cough, cough, cough) and jet-setting, and busy filming schedules and what-not. I am unclear on why exactly it is I am supposed to be interested in Keeping Up with the K’s… and in the spirit of full disclosure, it makes me want to come up with a way to spell Kelly without a K. Could I start a Celly trend? Or would people think I’m a big fan of cellophane? Or Mr. Cellophane? Would John C. Reilly look better in this dress? Now I’ve gone off on a tangent….

  40. pinkcheese
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    No.

  41. marcia
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    thought I was going to be the only one, but no….I will ask anyway: why do we care?

  42. dee dum
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    Maybe Kim wasn’t exactly invited and climbed thru the hedge for a quick photo pose proof like Parasite Hilton used to do?

  43. vandalfan
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    Fredrick’s of Hollywood.

  44. Sajorina
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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Having a sex tape and being on a reality show DOES NOT make you an actress!

  45. abevigoda's eyebrows
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    I am more upset with the fact` that she was AT these awards. What the hell was she doing there? She gets filmed shopping and/or complaining- that does not make her an “actress”.

    I am so sick of her and her family, and I hate people on general for watching their show and adding to their fame.

  46. Heather
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    I thought Ms. Kim here was over the single-strap dress??

  47. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Why is Kim Kardashian? Or Khloe or Kourtney for that matter. They are the world’s most useless wastes of time.

  48. Pam
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    I’m so over these people… funny enough in the video live stream thingy you could see her constantly pulling up the front of the dress. I thought when I saw it at first that it was hideous… still think that. :P

  49. Onkwehonwe
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    It would have worked without the details on the right-side (I suppose that it’s on her left, technically) – it weighs the dress down too much. It’s a gorgeous color, though!

  50. LMR
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    I normally think Kim K looks great (I know not everyone is a fan but she knows how to dress herself!) but I’m really not sure about this dress. The colour is lovely, especially with her colouring and its clear she’s actually trying to go for a more ‘grown up’ look, but its just not working and I can’t really put my finger on why.

  51. jane
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    Not to split irrelevant hairs, but Moses dropped the stone tablets after he came down the mountain the first time. Not on the way up.

  52. sam mac
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    Seriously, she looks like a Persian hooker. I’m sitting in Townsville awaiting the arrival of Cyclone Yasi, and yet I find THIS significantly more disturbing!

  53. lc
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    That dress is perfect…….. for a reality “star”.

  54. Gigi
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    It’s like that time when I was a kid, and I walked into my parents’ bedroom without knocking and then asked my mom why she was wearing her nightgown so weirdly. Then later, I stole that same nightgown (blue satin-finish polyester) and styled it like I was starring in a special episode of “I Dream of Jeanie” or something. All of which is to say — good dress for the bedroom or for a six-year-old’s playtime; bad dress for an awards show.

  55. NYCGirl
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    To all the Ks
    Just go away

  56. Soapstef
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    Oh no…I’m starting to see that there is no hairstyle that will lessen the Heckle & Jeckle cartoon look of her face. It must just be all the work she keeps having done. So sad. I do like the color of the dress, but hate her posture in the first picture.

  57. The Other Molly
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    Please send all the Kardashians back to Planet SlutStar.
    May we never hear of them again.

  58. Sarah
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    the embellishments make it look costume-y she looks like she should be giving someone a lap dance as a belly dancer
    .

  59. Pearl
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    Kimmie is a tacky, tacky girl. Not her fault, because Mom encourages tackiness. But just give it up, Kim, and take that spokesperson job with Frederick’s of Hollywood: The Next Generation.

  60. chloe
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    she’s gorgeous.
    all of u r haters.

  61. Cody
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    I hate this dress, but more so, I hate the Kardashians. She looks like she just popped in from a recital of “Leah’s Magnificent Belly Dancers” to make an appearance.