I swear to God, we’ve seen this dress already. I just can’t place it. Surely, one of you will remember if, in fact, we have. Maybe I saw it at Fashion Week? MAYBE I DREAMED IT. No, if I dreamed it, her hot husband would have had his face silk-screened across the skirt:
The good news is, now that she’s done wearing this in public, she can use it as a tablecloth for more formal events at home.