What the heck was in the Secondary Character Watercooler over at Glee?

This is what you’d get if Jessica McClintock had designed Julia Roberts’ hooker dress from Pretty Woman.

With an assist from Playtex:

And, I suspect, the 3M Corporation. If that’s not at least 40 percent scotch tape, then I will eat my hat. (Please note: The hat I just put on is a peanut butter sandwich.)

[Photo: Getty]