SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Jenna Elfman


To me, this feels like something you’d see in Nicole Kidman’s reject pile.

Groovy shoes, but it’s basically a translucent tarp over some shapewear — and at least Kidman’s visible bottoms looked fitted; that thing looks more like a black diaper. Maybe she’s grieving the death of 1600 Penn, but I feel like a lady can do that without the help of funereal Depends.

[Photo: Getty]

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  1. Sandra
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    What in the name of baby Jeebus is she wearing on her feet? Those things are horrifying. Like everybody else, I’m bored of sheer-over-spanx as a fashion concept.

    • Sandra
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      I looked again–is it anchored to the tarsal bones? That is some weird stuff going on around her ankles.

      • SCM
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        It’s like her feet are some kind of weird illusion. Like they’re not connected to her legs or are on backwards or something. It’s just not right and very confusing to me right now.

  2. gfy jessica
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    Test comment because these comments are being weird

  3. anna s.
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    “Funereal Depends” sounds like a band name to me. Maybe a group of 60-something gals with punk haircuts, covering 60s-70s girl power anthems.

  4. Jen
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    Is it just me, or is she channeling Candice Bergen?

  5. Rayna
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    No, it’s not just you. :-)

    Gaaah! Sheer over panties (or not) AND the Angelina leg slit. Can we be done with both hyenous trends now?

    Jenna can look nice – why doesn’t she?

  6. Sue
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    This is the exact expression I’m wearing whenever I try a new outfit and ask my husband, “Does this look dumb?” and to which he usually replies, “Could you be more specific?”

  7. Sue
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    Even Jenna’s unsure. This is the exact expression I’m wearing whenever I try a new outfit and ask my husband, “Does this look dumb?” and to which he usually replies, “Could you be more specific?”

  8. Sue
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    Even Jenna’s unsure. This is the exact expression I’m wearing whenever I try a new outfit and ask my husband, “Does this look dumb?” and to which he usually replies, “Could you be more specific?”

  9. AussieAnne
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    The dude next to her looks cooler than she does! Lose the black diaper please.

  10. natalie
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    WHY AM I SEEING THREE LEGS? Its been a long day, but i really think there are three legs there. Help me…

  11. amerianne
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    super-cute hair!

  12. Vandalfan
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    She literally has two left feet. The suede seems to be on her instep. And her granny panties are black, but the bodice is lined in white.

    She has really shapely arms, though.

  13. Sajorina
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    Oh, Dharma… This a whole world of NO!