To me, this feels like something you’d see in Nicole Kidman’s reject pile.

Groovy shoes, but it’s basically a translucent tarp over some shapewear — and at least Kidman’s visible bottoms looked fitted; that thing looks more like a black diaper. Maybe she’s grieving the death of 1600 Penn, but I feel like a lady can do that without the help of funereal Depends.

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