I mean, sure. Her face is great, if you’re into that kind of thing. (This is where I confess that I have never really felt the Natalie Portman thing. I mean, she is objectively pretty, but she has never inspired any real EMOTION in me. I think she might be a pretty robot. GO AHEAD AND HATE ME.*)

That being said, she has so many fantastic fashion resources at her hands and yet she has been so very snooze-y this awards season. As the outgoing Best Actress, shouldn’t she be trying harder to make us miss her?

*Although, HOLY COW, I just read that SHE is the producer who brought Scruples to ABC for this upcoming season. SHIT. Are we secret soulmates?