This is not Kaley Cuoco’s fault, necessarily; I think she just has bad timing. First, at the People’s Choice Awards, she helped me realize that topknots and I are currently feuding. And now, at the SAGs, as the latest in a glut including Jaime King and Dianna Agron, she’s helped me realize I’m also putting a jihad on braided updos.
I just can’t. It looks like Rapunzel is trying to conceal her escape route.
As for the gown itself:
I’m feeling bathmat. I guess Rapunzel might find that handy, too. When she runs out of keratin rope she’ll need something to catch her fall.