Rita Fuga


Well, I’m still not clear why, but SOMEBODY out there really wants Rita Ora to happen.

And that person may be the shadowy mastermind behind the forthcoming David’s Bridal aisle at Home Depot.

[Photo: Getty]

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  1. Esme
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    She’s NEVER going to happen, thank God.

  2. Sarah
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    This is a lesson on skin types that do not look good with blonde hair. Also, the dress (?) is fug.

  3. Eliza Bennett
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    She CAN sing, though. But she looks like if you decided to go as “Homeless Lady Gaga” for Halloween.

  4. Orange Clouds
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    MY EYES!

  5. annie
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    I believe she’s Jay-Z’s protege, he wants her to be the “next Rhianna.”

  6. Edith
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    Even as wedding tarps go, that’s horrifically shapeless. The boxy plastic jacket isn’t helping either.

  7. mary lou bethune
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    Who is this poor child? Her orange tint and her red coat do not work together.

  8. Amy
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    She needs a bath.

  9. Bambi Anne Dear
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    It ain’t going to happen while she’s wearing this.

  10. Vandalfan
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    Roots are always unattractive. But I say that about beard stubble and visible undergarments, so I’m in the minority there.

  11. Lily1214
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    This is so unattractive. Why would she wear it? Parachute material.