Potterfugia: Draco Malfoy Through The Ages

So, Tom Felton isn’t messing around post-Potter — I don’t know how big his role is, but apparently he’s in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, coming out later this summer. See? Draco Malfoy, finally making good. Unless the movie is terrible, although thanks to its total LACK of humans parading around in simian costumes, it has a huge leg up on Tim Burton’s entry into that canon. I hope Tom and HBC sat down and had long chats comparing the two scripts. Preferably while in costume. I love the idea of Bellatrix Lestrange and Draco Malfoy nibbling on crumpets and discussing the nuances of monkey emotions.

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Comments (10):

  1. Sandra

    Ohhhh, those blue, blue eyes!

    All aboard the Summer 2011 Pervy Old Lady Tour bus! We had all kinds of fun last time drooling over whoever was the age-inappropriate object of our affections. (Hey, I’m an old lady; how am I supposed to remember who he was?)

  2. TonyG

    In that last photo he reminds me of Dan Aykroyd as Beldar from the Coneheads. His eyes are way too close together and that forehead is so huge. He’s otherwise handsome. The smile helps, but I think he should grow his hair out and try bangs.

  3. Amelie

    HELLO, Draco Malfoy. I am not a pervy old lady (yet. HAHA.), so I may drool away and only feel rather stalkerish rather than pervy.

    I still think that he look by far the best in the Halfblood Prince. He could repair my Vanishing Cabinet any day!

  4. vandalfan

    Oh such pretty eyes! My son was 9 when the movies came out, and is in the same age bracket as most of the Potter kids, which helps cool my Mrs. Robinson jets somewhat. It was neat to watch these kids grow through their awkward teenage years like everyone else.

  5. Sara Dueck

    He looks so much like a mini Leonardo DiCaprio in that last shot.

  6. Danielle

    all I keep thinking is Tom Felton is growing up to look like Devon Sawa, which is fine, because Devon Sawa grew up to look like this: http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/devon-sawa-john-cruz-500.jpg

  7. yeahandalso

    I think he is the only one who went through a severe awkward phase. He started out a really cute little kid, like a British version of Denis the Menace and then got all Aaron Carter fugly for a while but now looks good again.

  8. Alison

    @yeahandalso you confused me there as until I looked it up I didn’t realise there was an American version of Dennis the Menace! Same name, different strip both debuted in March 1951. I, as most people in the UK would, automatically think of Dennis the Menace as the Beano cartoon. You learn something new every day!

  9. Kelly O.

    He looks like Reese Witherspoon! Especially in the last photo.

  10. Joni Woodhead

    @Danielle … I am so glad to learn Devon Sawa came back around to hotness, somewhere around the middle ( circa “idle hands” ) he veered away from cute kid and i lost hope … but that link leads to rugged yummy man