Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Solange in Christian Siriano

Apparently, the weather and closures at JFK threatened the arrival of Christian Siriano’s gowns to the West Coast. He may wish he’d just cried uncle and not paid FedEx to hustle:

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Her head looks fantastic, and it’s true that this is amusingly grandiose in that wacky Solange way that I’ve come to appreciate. But if pressed, do I think this looks GOOD on her? No. It’s totally counting on my affection for her kookiness to compel me to have mercy. I don’t know if I can do it, but I will say that this is basically the EXACT OPPOSITE of anything Jennifer Lopez has ever worn and there’s something great to me about a lady who will vie for our attention WITHOUT the crutch of illusion netting.

Give it to me straight:

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Chloe Grace Moretz in Miu Miu


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I feel like somewhere, Jessica McClintock is like, “Wait, I closed my business and now THIS turns up on the red carpet? SOMEBODY CALL MY ACCOUNTANT. TIME FOR ROUND TWO.”

But let’s get to what Fug Nation really cares about:

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Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Gwyneth Paltrow in Ralph & Russo

I agreed with our friends over at Red Carpet Fashion Awards that Gwyneth should have worn the runway version. Dude, you PULLED OFF A CAPE. You can take on two sleeves.

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Oscars Weekend Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus in Schiaparelli and Tom Ford

Miley is going through a really weird phase. It’s called “Pants.”

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Well, more specifically, it’s wacky pants — but it’s a novelty enough that she is wearing becrotched leg coverings at all. Then again, her newness to such a concept may account for her inability to hem them, among other things; I could deal with the cutesy pattern a lot more easily if they were slim-fitting and allowed for a peek of a killer shoe, but as-is, they’re just this really strange mix of matronly and fourth-grade doodles. I have no idea why she has draped her neck in tulle, either, but ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to fug or die.

For the Tom Ford show earlier in the weekend, Miley went in a more familiar direction:

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Oscars Well Played, Anna Kendrick in Custom Thakoon

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this might be the best she’s ever looked. On the red carpet, I mean. For all I know, she looks utterly stunning on a constant basis at home. As do we all, right?

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Kerry Washington in Miu Miu

On the red carpet, Kerry referred to this dress as “easy,” and I am afraid the only easy thing about this whole affair was the acquisition of her good opinion:

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Like this season of Scandal, that gown could’ve been something.  And also like this season of Scandal, instead it’s a misshapen and dropping mess, wherein something is being held hostage (the skirt) by a great and terrible evil (the top). I would like to quit them both, but at least Scandal could someday redeem itself.

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