Fug the Cover: Zooey Deschanel on the August 2014 InStyle


Note to InStyle: The cover of your magazine should not look like the “before” photo for your “BRING YOUR HAIR BACK TO LIFE” story.

And while we’re here, your cover SUBJECT should not look like you vertically stretched her photo to make it fit, and/or moved her eyes closer together, and/or gave her a totally new nose, and/or gave her a child’s hands. In short, Zooey Deschanel should look like Zooey Deschanel, and not a Zooey Deschanel doll that failed quality control or melted in the car.

Also, I think that scarf might need to mind its own business, and I am making my best DOUBTFUL face about there being 55 new ways to wear jeans. I assume they mean 55 different outfits for them, but it SOUNDS like they’re saying they’re going to teach us tricks like how to tie them around our necks or wear them like sweaters or turn them into hats.

But, no. All that is tangential to the rest of this mess. Her right hand right now is going to show up in my nightmares. It just does not look like it belongs to her. Or that the fingers and palm came from different people, or… I think I am going to go write a horror movie real quick.

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Well Played, Emma Stone


well-played

Emma Stone looked VERY cute in both her coat and her dress on GMA this morning, and she also made all kinds of incredulous faces.

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High Fugshion: Christian Dior Couture 2014


I think Dior might be LISTENING, y’all. Because a few of these are actually TOTALLY REASONABLE, at least in (runway) theory. And then some of them remain awful, but hey, progress. As ever, for the full show, click here.

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Fugs and Fabs: ABC TCAs


Including a Harry Potter alum AND the erstwhile man candy from our dearly departed Ringer. There’s also something delightful, always, about seeing some of these baby TV actors before anyone is REALLY trying too hard on them. Don’t worry, newbies. I’ll be gentle.

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High Fugshion: Giambattista Valli Couture 2014


Diapers and kerchiefs and froof, oh my.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs of Liv Tyler


I remember, on the first season of The Rachel Zoe Project, there was a piece where Liv Tyler came to Rachel to basically get her new spring wardrobe. Not styled for premieres or events — her walking around clothes. And I think there was a bit of chatter, like, “well, the paparazzi are everywhere and I don’t want to look terrible,” and she was essentially very friendly and likeable-seeming and my takeaway was, “I feel like Liv Tyler totally picks out her own walking around clothes, but doing this scene for the first season of her stylist Rachel Zoe’s TV show is a nice solid.” And I STILL don’t know who I think is picking out Liv’s walking around clothes, or if Zoe is even still doing her for events, but that said: whoever did this bunch did a mostly very good job, so buy SOMEONE a beer, Liv, even if it’s just yourself.

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