Come and Fug It: Selena Gomez


I was just talking to someone the other day about how Selena Gomez is ALLEGEDLY back together with The Biebs, and how the fact that Taylor Swift ALLEGEDLY friend-broke-up with Selena over her continued back and forth with Our Prince of the Diaper Drawers is points in Taylor’s favor, because an on-again off-again relationship with Mr. Bieber would be well-nigh unbearable for the people on the outside and that fact that she ALLEGEDLY went all, “this is exhausting” about it makes me like her. But boy troubles aside, I would also want to Get A Grip Friend Selena over this OUTFIT:

Dude. You can be sexy, you can wear a caftan, but you, Selena Gomez, cannot pull off The Sexy Caftan. Step aside.

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Mostly Well Played Again, Emma Stone (with bonus Firth)


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This slideshow brings us many things I like: Emma Stone, cute dresses, sunglasses, Colin Firth, and A POSSIBLE RETURN OF THE LETTERMAN DUMPSTER?!?!!!

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ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies


I didn’t realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which… oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in fact played this ensemble well.

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ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


I have decided not to include Drake in this slideshow because the telecast ITSELF spent what felt like 45 percent of its airtime on his comedy bits, and all of them were 75 percent too long, and that math equals NO SOUP FOR YOU, Drake. Instead, let’s all discuss why Jesse Williams dresses his delicious hotness in catastrophic hellpants.

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Well Played, Keri Russell


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In case you’re wondering if Keri Russell is walking around somewhere right now, looking great:

The answer is still YES.

And if you’re wondering if she might be a UNICORN-LIKE CREATURE who can pull off a jumpsuit with mismatched arms, the answer is….

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Well Played: Judy Greer


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I don’t usually like this style of hem — I might ordinarily wish the dress were chopped off before the last bit started — but Judy Greer is pulling this off for me.

Maybe it’s the cute pattern. Maybe it’s the fact that the red shoes, purse, and lipstick totally sell this. Maybe it’s because she wore two bracelets, and that they are NOT red, which is good because one more thing in that color would’ve pushed this too far. Or maybe it’s because I love Judy Greer and think she looks classy and cute, and I wish she would find a weekly TV commitment that was worthy of her awesomeness (maybe Married will be it, but I’ve never been a fan of FX comedies, so I’m thinking it’s very likely Not For Me). So let’s use this as an excuse to chat up the awesomeness of Judy Greer. She was funny in Arrested Development, and I have a massive soft spot for 13 Going on 30, in which she is also delicious. What would you put her in? Something dark and grimy, like The Walking Dead? A role metaphorically throttling some sense into Hannah Horvath — or any of them — on Girls? Something that desperately needs an infusion of tartness, like New Girl? (My beloved Winston deserves a partner worthy of him, y’all.) Or, simply to guarantee that she’d be on TV every week in perpetuity, would you sell her soul to NCIS: Any Flavor? Greer it up in the comments.

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