Yeah, we’ve seen a variation on this about a million times, but I basically liked all of them, and I like this one too:
I wish I owned this. I would wear it all around the house, to wash the dishes, and vacuum, and argue with my cable provider, and chat with my UPS dude, and purge my closet of other LESS SHINY dresses. We’d be so happy together. Happy, and sincerely eccentric.