Well. This is totally annoying.
She looks irritatingly great and not a single thing appears to be on backward. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE BLOGGERS?
Bonus points for apparently wearing a version of The Heart of the Ocean — you know, the necklace from Titanic, which, to quote Britney Spears, “the old lady dropped [into] the ocean in the end” — in an homage to her own greatest movie-song moment. Now if only she would thump her chest with a closed fist, all would be right in the world. (I’m serious. It would be. I love Celine. She had elephants at her wedding and motorcycles being driven through mansions in her music videos. She’s a treasure.)