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Cue your Pretty in Pink references. Bonus points if they involve John Cryer crashing the afterparties in a jaunty hat, or James Spader suddenly morphing into a punishingly hot sockless jerkwad.

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Tags: 2014 Oscars, Oscars, Penelope Cruz, Gabourey Sidibe, Camila Alves, Will & Jada, Matthew McConaughey, Kellan Lutz, Olga Kurylenko
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