Oscars Fug Carpet: Mena Suvari


Oh my God.

Somebody call the CDC. WHAT IF IT’S CONTAGIOUS?

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  1. Talley
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    Hahahahahahahaha! Nice end to my day!

  2. neiges
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    That instantly brought to mind that habit in old western times to rub cheaters in gasolene and feathers…

  3. Elissa
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    What is going on with her legs…

    • LizeCK
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      I believe it’s because she’s holding a golden egg between her knees.

    • Bambi Anne Dear
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      Indeed- super athletic!

    • Lilibet
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      What gives? Her left leg looks anatomically completely out of whack – her hips look to be a mile wide. In that inverted ice cream cone Christmas tree arrangement she’s wearing.

  4. Ceimb
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    Wow. It is so disfiguring that I can’t figure out what her body is doing to put her right let at that angle.

  5. coexxi
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    This just made me laugh out loud… now I can go to sleep and dream of fluffy sheep – or if I’m unlucky I dream about a strange bacteria and december 2012 – in this case I will come back tomorrow and complain! ;-)

  6. Jeff
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    So, that’s what happened to Bjork’s swan dress….

  7. Jules
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    Looks like Bo Peep lost a sheep!

  8. Orange clouds
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    SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!

  9. maryse
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    ha! that is just crazypants. but she does have a gorgeous face.

  10. xtine
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    at least her head looks good… hair has been in issue with her in the past

    • Sarah
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      THIS. her hair looks great here and makes her face look about a bajillion times better than it has in the past… however many years it’s been since she got the mullet (and even before that!). she could be wearing an actual Christmas tree skirt made of Bjork’s swan dress and I would still think it’s an improvement.

  11. Annie E
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    This looks like the longer white version of a nightgown/teddy/tent/thing Trudy on Mad Men wears when she is enormously pregnant. Is Mena pregnant?

    • Jessica
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      Nope! At least, not visibly. At least, not as of two weeks ago.

    • Kate
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      This was my question, too. The only possible excuse for wearing that is if you’re expecting your water to break at any moment and you’re dress is serving double duty as a means for sopping up the mess.

  12. Miss Tee
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    I am watching Fashion Police…and Joan put this on the screen and I said out loud to my cat, “What is THAT??” and 2 seconds later I decided to check in here and this is the first thing that popped up. I am laughing so hard. Jesus Christ.

    KitKat doesn’t know what the hell it is either, for the record.

  13. Laura E.
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    This may be the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen on GFY, and that’s saying a lot.

  14. Shannon
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    I don’t … what … how … why … but …

  15. Shannon
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    I’ve got it! A flocked Christmas tree! She looks like a flocked Christmas tree!

  16. Alisa
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    what the heck is she incubating under there???

  17. Clementine
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    I think she’s molting.

  18. liz_bee
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    As least she can use the tissues to wipe away her tears at the end of the night. You know, after realizing she wore a dress made out of tissues to the A-list event of the year.

  19. GingerLover
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    As a costume designer if I ever need to dress someone in feathers to look like bubble bath – I will remember this. I am not normally cruel, but I hope SOMEONE laughed when they saw this coming at them.

  20. Sandra
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    Is there a roving gang of bridesmaids, driven mad by the demands of Bridezilla, roving the countryside doing drive-by Toilet Paper Bride-ings?

  21. FlirtMcGirt
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    Grease 2 Girl for all Seasons anyone?

  22. Ann
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    No one over the age of 7 could pull that dress off.

  23. P
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    If it weren’t so full and were about a foot shorter, it might be cute. Props for good hair and makeup, tho. Like the shoes, too.

    • Chris
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      If it were a foot shorter and she wore pants with it.

      Mena is pretty, but there are some things that should be shared only with her significant other(s) and her gynecologist.

  24. Meginha
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    That’s how I imagine an Alp would look if the Alps were people.

  25. CJ
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    Her face and hair are the prettiest they have looked in years. Sadly, she chose a costume that reminds me of Camilla the Chicken on the Muppets. This is a dress only Gonzo the Great would love!

    • Daffodil
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      LOVE IT! Any and all Camilla the Chicken references are made of awesome.

    • Kate
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      If she came out and said this was an ode to Camilla the Chicken, I would take back any negative comments immediately.

  26. Sue
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    I’ve often said to myself that Mena should soften her look, but this is not quite what I meant. That said, mission accomplished. Her face and hair look angelic and lovely. I like her shoes, too.

    Is it weird that I sorta want to bury my face in it?

  27. cc
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    She’s achieved the coveted “cartoon Christmas Tree” silhouette.

  28. Chris
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    I didn’t know Bj√∂rk designed maternity wear.

    • Anne B
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      Exactly what I was thinking.

      This, or “It’s taken years, but Bjork’s swan dress finally exploded.”

  29. Jen from cincy
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    At least she could eat whatever she wanted at the after party! No spanx needed for this little number!

  30. Bailey
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    haha! It’s like she wore it just to make me happy.

  31. Anita
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    I think I figured out the odd right leg — I think she’s doing the Angelina, but without the slit and with her foot pointed forward instead of to the right. Either that, or she dislocated a hip.

    The dress? Hi-freakin’-larious.

  32. ceecee
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    She’s going out later to shoplift a watermelon? Otherwise, why do this to yourself?

    • Jen S 2.0
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      Seriously, I will GIVE her the $6.00 to buy the watermelon, if she’ll just take that Ku Klux Klan Meets the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man costume off.

  33. Chrissy
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    That is crazy. I usually love vintage looks, but this reminds of some crazy outfit meant to hide a pregnancy in the 50′s. It’s so unflattering and bizarre. I really am wondering if she’s pregnant.

  34. Caroleena Stantonova
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    speechlessly horrid!

  35. Bambi Anne Dear
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    This might have been pretty in a more flattering shape. I’d like to see the fabric closeup though- on my PC it looks like cheap feathers.

  36. Kit
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    A toilet tissue truck ‘sploded near her while she was unaccountably covered in honey. And then the poor dear had to go out like that…

  37. JCouture
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    what the #@$^ is she thinking? Was she drugged while dressing? Was there a gun to her head? Was she paid ALOT to do it? I just can’t beleive someone would wear that… not to mention whoever Made it should be (in the words of my Mamy) taken out back and beat!

  38. JessieB
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  39. Joemama
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    This reminds me of the Monty Python sketch about the blancmange that eats people; especially scottish tennis players. It’s, like, exactly like that.

  40. Alyssa
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    Chicken and hoop skirt have ill-advised one-night stand and then THAT DRESS happened.

  41. corriner
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    This certainly makes a Statement.

    The statement is “I was a chicken in a past life!”, but a Statement nonetheless!

  42. KelseyA
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    You make me feel, like a bath?

    • Jasmin
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      my first comment on here in four years just to say THANK YOU for making this reference! amazing.

  43. Deborah
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    Back in the 60′s for a summer or two there were these head scarves that were very popular
    http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.251046876.jpg
    Mena is wearing a whole dress of them.

  44. Simone
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    Call me crazy, but for some reason I don’t hate this.

  45. Sajorina
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    Is the dress amazing? NO! Is he pulling it off? HELL YEAH! Her hair, makeup, clutch & shoes are AWESOME! Oh, the shoes… COVET! And her confidence & kick-ass attitude are totally selling it! It’s so daring, it’s FAB!

  46. Franziska
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  47. Shanti
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    You know, I was just thinking that this year’s Oscars were sadly lacking in the crazy. Most of the fugs struck me as more near-misses than full-blown whack-jobs. And then THIS arrives. Thank you, chicken lady!

  48. TonyG
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    Looks like her right kneecap is busted. Or is it bowl-legged-ness? No, it can’t be. Must be a trick of the camera? But, yikes!

  49. Voodles (in Sydney)
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    She is wearing an inside-out feather pillow.

  50. ok
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    WOW, this is the other extreme of the Sharpova teddy.

  51. Bella
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    My guess is she’s hiding something under there.

  52. Mahastee
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    I think if we did a fug madness for all of the 00′s decade, Mena here might just make it to the top ten. She always looks like she’s been smoking the proverbial cracky pipe.

    Nice to see she’s doing something softer with her hair.

  53. Pam
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    But I do love the shoes!!!

  54. tagatha
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    So…. she’s wearing a bubble bath?

  55. Louisa
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    The length is stumpfying and the volume is enough to hide a 9-month pregnancy, or perhaps she’s sneaking in a friend under there. She looks so good from the neck up, I wonder what on earth she was thinking to wear this fluffy tent.

  56. janey
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    Well, she got the publicity she was looking for. Had to humiliate herself in the process to get it but she’s now back on our radars. Sometimes you must suffer for your fame.

  57. Amanda
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    Yes the dress is awful, but what the h*@% is going on with her legs and feet, the shoes are doing somthing strange to her feet and then her legs…… I just don’t know….

  58. Jen S 2.0
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    *WHAT* IS *THAT?!* And yes, I meant to scream that. Please tell me that sound I hear if I listen closely is her stylist’s head ROLLING.

  59. katkin74
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    WTF? is immediately what went through my mind. Why does the dress make her legs look hairy at a casual glance??? That’s NEVER good. The hair, the shoes, the molting 60′s caftan thing – it’s what I imagine Ms. Cravitz would wear to a key party. OMG>

  60. Cranky Old Batt
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    Was she drugged and mind-controlled into wearing this?

    Did she later break the spell/come down and cry after realizing she was well into Bjork’s Swan Dress territory?

  61. Amanda
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    Did she have a bad cold and have nowhere to put the dirty tissues?

  62. vpc
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    Just remember to wash your hands with soap for at least twenty seconds, and sneeze into your elbow. You should be safe.

  63. Olivia
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    Her hair/face look lovely. Also, is it wrong that I sort of like the dress? Yes. Yes it is. But I do. I can’t go a full 100% on it, but it’s sort of fun, in a molting my feathers off kind of way.

  64. mepe
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    OMG, why would anyone think this was ever a good idea!? This is a head scratcher for sure.

  65. barbarena
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    re-do of the American Beauty scene with the rose petals, instead this time it’s flocking from a cheap polyester parka

  66. Samina
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    Just when I was wondering where all the “crazy pants whackadoodle” dresses had gone, beginning to crave the insane, and mourning because even the most horrific of dresses of late have just been ill-fitting or off-color, Mena here takes the cake. She might even be wearing a cake for that matter.

  67. Jay
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    Phyllis Diller wants her wardrobe back…ASAP!

  68. Shiitake
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    It needs a burning match.

  69. NYCGirl
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    You’re supposed to rinse before you get out of the tub, Mena.

  70. Helen
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    I think this would be absolutely delightful on a child about age 10 or under.